/ends badly

[singingterror]

<sub>OOC: ((continuing on from this thread here...))

[So you're walking home at night. You decide to take a detour. And heading through the park, you see...]



[...a can of catfood and a USB-chord noose a large pile of leaves, sitting innocently in the middle of the path?]

[WHAT DO?]</sub>

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[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[Singing robot cat turning into a real cat? It's more likely than you think! This kitty is hungry, too - he followed the smell all the way here. The open can of catfood is really suspicious, but hunger overrides common sense.

Trotting over at full speed!]

[singingterror]

_{[sleeping in the bushes, waiting for a catch]}

[abovethewall]

[he hears the trotting but it's actually a little dark and he can't see that well. So he decides to give Lily a nudge and whisper]

Lily! Something's coming.

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[Trot, trot, trot, trot, there's the food! Happy food. (;A;) He gleefully leaps right onto the pile of leaves.]

[singingterror]

mflgrrwha?

_{[subconscious rope yank]}

[pinkutau.livejournal.com]

[]

[singingterror]

_{[THIS CAN IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?]}

[pinkutau.livejournal.com]

[]

[singingterror]

<sub>[The can does not suddenly start to sing.]

[Nor does it threaten to stab, maim or invoke bodily harm.]

[There is no sudden eruption of malnourished cats]

['Tis an ordinary, cheap brand of catfood. In a can.]</sub>

[justanimitator]

[approaches cautiously, but with great curiosity]

Never seen anything like this before...

[singingterror]

_{[oddly, the can has a lot of pictures of Monars on it]}

[justanimitator]

[the can does not appear to contain sweets, but rather something fishy. how sad!

...hey, what's that on the can? that looks interesting!

Len walks closer and closer to the leaf pile]

[singingterror]

_{[it does not twitch in readiness]}

I'M NOT LATE, what are you talking about

[abovethewall]

[Mekaito ended up falling asleep and looking like a little angel. What? He's a little human kid now, he doesn't have as much energy.]

[singingterror]

mmmphlk...

I had no idea...

_[yawn...]

being human...

was this... exhausting...

[abovethewall]

[he yawns too and ...rolls over on Lily

can you handle this much sleep cute]

[singingterror]

<sub>[Nope!]

[zzzz]</sub>

[bleedy]

[goes to prod the can with her foot]

[singingterror]

CATCH!

[TH-TWANG!!]

[abovethewall]

[jumps up]

Is it a Monar this time?

[bleedy]

[WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY]

[pulls out a knife and saws away at the cord]

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

[Nnnnnya...?]

[singingterror]

_{[INNOCENT CATFOOD]}

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

[...Picks up a nearby pebble, tosses it near the can.]

[abovethewall]

[now, why would he do that?]