/ends badly

[singingterror]

<sub>OOC: ((continuing on from this thread here...))

[So you're walking home at night. You decide to take a detour. And heading through the park, you see...]



[...a can of catfood and a USB-chord noose a large pile of leaves, sitting innocently in the middle of the path?]

[WHAT DO?]</sub>

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[singingterror]

CATCH!

[TH-TWANG!!]

[abovethewall]

[jumps up]

Is it a Monar this time?

[bleedy]

[WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY]

[pulls out a knife and saws away at the cord]

[singingterror]

_{[wait, wha-?]}

[singingterror]

[OH HELL NO.]

[singingterror]

_{[grasping kidaito's hand]}

Run!

[abovethewall]

Uh - yes!

[BOOKS IT]

[bleedy]

[falls to the ground

gets back up

GOES AFTER]

That was uncalled~ for~

[singingterror]

[RUN AWAY!]

GET TO THE POLICE STATION! GO!

[abovethewall]

I'm going!

Do you know the streets well? Should we split up?

[singingterror]

_{[thinks a sec]}

Go for it! Get any help you can, I'll draw her off!

[abovethewall]

Okay - but make sure she doesn't get close with that thing. A human's body reacts very poorly to being thrust at with sharp objects. [just so you know.]

[bleedy]

[PURSUES OTHER LILY]

[abovethewall]

[YES, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GO THE OTHER WAY NOW]

RESPONSE TRAINWRECK

[singingterror]

I'M AWARE OF THAT!

[WHY ARE MY PLANS ALWAYS BAD IDEAS EVEN WHEN THEY WORK?!]

YAY

[bleedy]

[might be catching up to Lily now]

CHOOCHOO~

[abovethewall]

[yelling over his shoulder as he flees]

Try kicking things over in the path!!

Incidentally, you human or robot at the moment? Inquiring minds want to know!

[singingterror]

<sub>[NOT LIKE SHE HAS OTHER OPTIONS]

[punts a dustbin over behind her and THEN KEEPS RUNNING]</sub>

Robotttt

[bleedy]

[JUMPS OVER THE DUSTBIN

CONTINUES CHASING

she's closing~ in~]

[abovethewall]

SOMEONE HELP

[aaaugh he hates not being a robot right now, he could so take this chick on a normal day :'(]