/ends badly

[singingterror]

<sub>OOC: ((continuing on from this thread here...))

[So you're walking home at night. You decide to take a detour. And heading through the park, you see...]



[...a can of catfood and a USB-chord noose a large pile of leaves, sitting innocently in the middle of the path?]

[WHAT DO?]</sub>

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[singingterror]

_{[sleeping in the bushes, waiting for a catch]}

[abovethewall]

[he hears the trotting but it's actually a little dark and he can't see that well. So he decides to give Lily a nudge and whisper]

Lily! Something's coming.

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[Trot, trot, trot, trot, there's the food! Happy food. (;A;) He gleefully leaps right onto the pile of leaves.]

[singingterror]

mflgrrwha?

_{[subconscious rope yank]}

[abovethewall]

[gasp]

We did it, we caught something.

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[THERE ARE VERY ANGRY MEOWINGS GOING ON HERE.

VERY ANGRY.

ALSO LOTS OF FLAILING.]

[singingterror]

Waah, sounds like we really got a Monar!

1/2

[abovethewall]

[steppin' out]

Let's get-

[abovethewall]

... it.

[blink, blink.

Well, it is a cat person, but somehow this seems wrong? Hasn't he seen this one before?]

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[flailing, flailing, flailing, why would anyone do this to a cute cat like him whoever is responsible is so lucky he doesn't have eye lasers right now]

[abovethewall]

... [backin' back into the bush to peer.]

You go first.

[singingterror]

Uh, sure.

_{[exiting cover warily]}

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[He's stopped flailing by now and settling for angry growling.]

[singingterror]

...

...aah.

_{[retreats to bushes]}

[singingterror]

W-We have a slight problem.

[abovethewall]

... I thought so...

[he peeks out of the bush at the kitty warily]

[singingterror]

...as soon as I release this rope, we are going to be assaulted by a very angry cat. Are you ready to run?

[abovethewall]

... I can do that.

[singingterror]

Get going; I'll give you a headstart. Hopefully it'll go for me.

[abovethewall]

What? Why do you hope that?

[Mekaito: overestimating the durability of his pink babyflesh]

[singingterror]

...

Little Kaito, of the many lessons in life you will one day have to learn, this is most important.

Angry cats are vicious bastards.

[abovethewall]

Um...

I understand.

[singingterror]

Good.

_{[3, 2, 1...]}

[abovethewall]

[scampering off in that countdown, since it was a head start and all~]

[singingterror]

_{[aaand release!]}

...

_{[...also legging it]}