/ends badly

[singingterror]

<sub>OOC: ((continuing on from this thread here...))

[So you're walking home at night. You decide to take a detour. And heading through the park, you see...]



[...a can of catfood and a USB-chord noose a large pile of leaves, sitting innocently in the middle of the path?]

[WHAT DO?]</sub>

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[abovethewall]

[gasp]

We did it, we caught something.

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[THERE ARE VERY ANGRY MEOWINGS GOING ON HERE.

VERY ANGRY.

ALSO LOTS OF FLAILING.]

[singingterror]

Waah, sounds like we really got a Monar!

1/2

[abovethewall]

[steppin' out]

Let's get-

[abovethewall]

... it.

[blink, blink.

Well, it is a cat person, but somehow this seems wrong? Hasn't he seen this one before?]

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[flailing, flailing, flailing, why would anyone do this to a cute cat like him whoever is responsible is so lucky he doesn't have eye lasers right now]

[abovethewall]

... [backin' back into the bush to peer.]

You go first.

[singingterror]

Uh, sure.

_{[exiting cover warily]}

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[He's stopped flailing by now and settling for angry growling.]

[singingterror]

...

...aah.

_{[retreats to bushes]}

[singingterror]

W-We have a slight problem.

[abovethewall]

... I thought so...

[he peeks out of the bush at the kitty warily]

[singingterror]

...as soon as I release this rope, we are going to be assaulted by a very angry cat. Are you ready to run?

[abovethewall]

... I can do that.

[singingterror]

Get going; I'll give you a headstart. Hopefully it'll go for me.

[abovethewall]

What? Why do you hope that?

[Mekaito: overestimating the durability of his pink babyflesh]

[singingterror]

...

Little Kaito, of the many lessons in life you will one day have to learn, this is most important.

Angry cats are vicious bastards.

[abovethewall]

Um...

I understand.

[singingterror]

Good.

_{[3, 2, 1...]}

[abovethewall]

[scampering off in that countdown, since it was a head start and all~]

[singingterror]

_{[aaand release!]}

...

_{[...also legging it]}

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[okay, so the release wasn't very kind on him either and now there is HISSING and SPITTING and INDIGNANT TAIL FLUFFING and were the sounds coming from the bush? there is also now INVESTIGATING maybe he'll be able to at least see who did it.]

[abovethewall]

[hey, at least you landed on your feet, right?!]

[singingterror]

_{[RUNNING IN THE DISTANCE]}

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[of course he landed on his feet, but it's a matter of DIGNITY here. darn, all he could see was a flash of yellow. it'd make sense if it was a Rin, but he can't quite tell.

...so he'll just angrily stay puffed like an angry puffball and angrily eat this food with REVENGE in mind.

he'll get his revenge back later. when he has his alien transformation head pom pom and his laser eyes back. there will be trauma.]