/ends badly

[singingterror]

<sub>OOC: ((continuing on from this thread here...))

[So you're walking home at night. You decide to take a detour. And heading through the park, you see...]



[...a can of catfood and a USB-chord noose a large pile of leaves, sitting innocently in the middle of the path?]

[WHAT DO?]</sub>

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[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

['Cause kitty is suspicious of this pile of leaves.

...Well, nothing's jumping out at it, so he'll calmly go for the food.]

[singingterror]

_[TH-TWANG!!]

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

[REEEEEEEEOWR

POOFY TAIL

HISSING AND SPITTING

ANGRY KITTY, ANGRY KITTY]

1/2

[abovethewall]

[strides out]

[abovethewall]

[STRIDES RIGHT BACK IN]

Lily.... It's worse than last time.

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

[HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF]

Setting traps is a cruel thing to do, you know.

[singingterror]

...this isn't working, is it?

[singingterror]

_{[calling out]}
...Sorry about all this! Caught the wrong guy. We're gonna let you down, okay?

[abovethewall]

Y-yes! We're very sorry!

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[Will just wait here with his tail flicking irritably.]

[singingterror]

_{[...and a careful, eased release]}

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

[Once released he'll dust himself off, retrieving his top hat that had fallen off.]

And who were you trying to catch, if not innocent, unwitting cats?

[abovethewall]

The Monars!

... They must be smarter than they look.

[singingterror]

It... hasn't been working very well.

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

"Monars"...? What are those?

[singingterror]

...backstage bastards. We think they run the DR. This current business is probably right up their street!

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

Current business? Ah, yes. What is it that has everyone so frantic as of late?

[Unaffected, whoops.]

[singingterror]

Humans are robots, robots are humans.

Caused all sorts of mayhem.

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

Huh, I imagine it would. So these "Monars" are causing it, then?

[singingterror]

...We believe so.

[singingterror]

_{[puts a hand on kidaito's head]}

Anyone who makes this kid cry, I cannot forgive!

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

[Glances down at Kidaito and chuckles.] A good mindset to have. I suppose I can let this incident slide, then.

[singingterror]

A-again... sorry about that. It's hard to tell in the dark...

[onecoolashcat.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you could spare a stray some food as compensation?

[singingterror]

Sure! What do you eat?