Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

This time I really mean it.

[vocaholic]

What happened?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Meiko-nee likes this Kaito-nii more than all the other Kaito-niis, right?

[vocaholic]

Depends on how stupid he's being at the time. But generally, yes.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

And Miku-nee likes Luka-nee more than all the other Luka-nees, and Luka-nee likes Miku-nee more than all the other Miku-nees... so Len's the only stupid one.

[vocaholic]

... so that's how it is.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

I really hate him right now.

[vocaholic]

Because you like him more than all the other Lens?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

It's not just that! If he would've just gone ahead and said it up front, fine. But he kept making excuses about not wanting to betray the other Lens or whatever, and then he said that no matter which one he chooses, one Rin is going to be sad, so I told him I'll be sadder and he kissed me, like I'd actually want to do that after he told me he doesn't like me the most.

[vocaholic]

Yeahhh, that wasn't a smart move at all.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Kaito-nii sucks less at this stuff! It doesn't even make sense!

[vocaholic]

Comparisons won't do any good, though. The one you like is Len, isn't he?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Well, duh. I'm just pointing out his extreme stupidity.

[vocaholic]

... Maybe Rin should try dating someone else. Someone who's not stupid.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Got any suggestions?

[vocaholic]

There's way more Lens around here, aren't there? Or maybe a Gakupo.

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[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[just... gawking]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Did you seriously just suggest Gakupo-nii? As someone for me to date? Someone not stupid for me to date?

[vocaholic]

The ones I've met are all pretty loyal and devoted. I don't think he'd ever dump you for any other Rins.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

The ones I've met were all creepers with the IQ of an eggplant who were too busy not noticing that Luka-nee can't stand them to consider anyone else, and also-- can we just not talk about this anymore, I mean, seriously, ew.

[vocaholic]

[laughs!]

I was trying to make a point.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Then what was your point, other than grossing me out?!

[vocaholic]

That even if Len's the biggest idiot on earth, he's still the person you like the most. There has to be a reason for that, right?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... Probably, but I can't remember what it is right now.

[vocaholic]

Ahh, yeah, that happens sometimes.