Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

And besides, aren't you supposed to be agreeing with me about how much he sucks, rather than making a point of how much I like him?!

[vocaholic]

I agree on the suck! But unless you can find a way to get over him fast, focusing on the fail won't get you anywhere.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Focusing on the fail will help me get over him, duh! Focusing on the "ooh, he might be a moron and a loser and insensitive and stupid but I like him best anyway" isn't going to help!

[vocaholic]

[SIGH]

Alright, let's try something different. Name all of the bad traits in Len you can think of.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

He's always whining! "But Rin, are you sure this is a good idea", "But Rin, we shouldn't do that", blah blah blah! Why do I have to drag him everywhere half the time?! He should know by now that my plans are great and never fail, you'd think he'd stop doubting me already! But noooo. And he complains aaaall the time. "Our songs aren't catchy enough", "People on Nico called me a shota!". Just suck it up, like it's Nico's fault you're a prepubescent little boy who looks good in dresses?! You don't see me complaining about my lolimoe songs, do you? And no matter how much he insists he's a man, he's not manly at all! I mean, how long did it take him to admit that he likes me, after me and other-Rin pretty much had to shove the words into his mouth? Not to mention he's got zero arm strength! I can carry him around, why can't he do the same? I'm the girl, here! He should at least try a little harder! And why does he always say stuff like "You're too violent" when I only beat him when he deserves it? Maybe if he didn't act like such a moron all the time, I wouldn't be so violent!

-- And he likes bananas too much, it's creepy and totally not helping his image.

[vocaholic]

[nods, liiistening]

Is that all?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

And he's stupid. And doesn't know how to treat girls properly.

[vocaholic]

Mm-hm. Keep going.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... I think I'm done.

[vocaholic]

What? Already?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... Well, I guess I could go into case-by-case details...

[vocaholic]

Get it all out!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... Too much effort ...

[vocaholic]

Then you don't really want to get over him.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

It's not that. I mean, come on, it's been more than two years since our activation, if I were to specify every instance of Len being a loser I'd be here until next month.

[vocaholic]

I have time!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

That's like asking you to list every time Kaito-nii was being stupid!

[vocaholic]

Sure, we can trade stories!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

We'll be here a year!!

[vocaholic]

And you'll get over Len!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... You know what? Fine.

[MEMORY REEL START]

[vocaholic]

Bring it on!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[CUE TLDR ANECDOTE COLLECTION DETAILING LEN'S FAIL DURING THE LAST TWO AND A HALF YEARS THAT COULD GO ON FOR SEVEN HOURS IN A ROW UNLESS INTERRUPTED]

[vocaholic]

[... I should have brought more booze.]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[SORRY TOO BUSY TLDRING TO CARE]