Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... Too much effort ...

[vocaholic]

Then you don't really want to get over him.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

It's not that. I mean, come on, it's been more than two years since our activation, if I were to specify every instance of Len being a loser I'd be here until next month.

[vocaholic]

I have time!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

That's like asking you to list every time Kaito-nii was being stupid!

[vocaholic]

Sure, we can trade stories!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

We'll be here a year!!

[vocaholic]

And you'll get over Len!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... You know what? Fine.

[MEMORY REEL START]

[vocaholic]

Bring it on!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[CUE TLDR ANECDOTE COLLECTION DETAILING LEN'S FAIL DURING THE LAST TWO AND A HALF YEARS THAT COULD GO ON FOR SEVEN HOURS IN A ROW UNLESS INTERRUPTED]

[vocaholic]

[... I should have brought more booze.]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[SORRY TOO BUSY TLDRING TO CARE]

[vocaholic]

H-Hahh...

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

-- And then he said, "But Rin, what are we going to do with the chicken?", and I said --

[vocaholic]

[ON THE TABLE. DOING THIS.]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[ONLY SIX MORE HOURS AND THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES TO GO!!]

[vocaholic]

[...snore]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

-- HEY!

[vocaholic]

Nnnfive minutes mooore...

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[PUNCHES IN THE HEAD a lot more enthusiastically than she did Kaito]

[vocaholic]

—Ow! What?!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

What the heck, making me list it all and then falling asleep not even an hour in?!

[vocaholic]

I just nodded off for a bit!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Unacceptable! You need to stay alert and listen through it all!