Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[vocaholic]

... Maybe Rin should try dating someone else. Someone who's not stupid.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Got any suggestions?

[vocaholic]

There's way more Lens around here, aren't there? Or maybe a Gakupo.

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[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[just... gawking]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Did you seriously just suggest Gakupo-nii? As someone for me to date? Someone not stupid for me to date?

[vocaholic]

The ones I've met are all pretty loyal and devoted. I don't think he'd ever dump you for any other Rins.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

The ones I've met were all creepers with the IQ of an eggplant who were too busy not noticing that Luka-nee can't stand them to consider anyone else, and also-- can we just not talk about this anymore, I mean, seriously, ew.

[vocaholic]

[laughs!]

I was trying to make a point.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Then what was your point, other than grossing me out?!

[vocaholic]

That even if Len's the biggest idiot on earth, he's still the person you like the most. There has to be a reason for that, right?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... Probably, but I can't remember what it is right now.

[vocaholic]

Ahh, yeah, that happens sometimes.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

And besides, aren't you supposed to be agreeing with me about how much he sucks, rather than making a point of how much I like him?!

[vocaholic]

I agree on the suck! But unless you can find a way to get over him fast, focusing on the fail won't get you anywhere.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Focusing on the fail will help me get over him, duh! Focusing on the "ooh, he might be a moron and a loser and insensitive and stupid but I like him best anyway" isn't going to help!

[vocaholic]

[SIGH]

Alright, let's try something different. Name all of the bad traits in Len you can think of.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

He's always whining! "But Rin, are you sure this is a good idea", "But Rin, we shouldn't do that", blah blah blah! Why do I have to drag him everywhere half the time?! He should know by now that my plans are great and never fail, you'd think he'd stop doubting me already! But noooo. And he complains aaaall the time. "Our songs aren't catchy enough", "People on Nico called me a shota!". Just suck it up, like it's Nico's fault you're a prepubescent little boy who looks good in dresses?! You don't see me complaining about my lolimoe songs, do you? And no matter how much he insists he's a man, he's not manly at all! I mean, how long did it take him to admit that he likes me, after me and other-Rin pretty much had to shove the words into his mouth? Not to mention he's got zero arm strength! I can carry him around, why can't he do the same? I'm the girl, here! He should at least try a little harder! And why does he always say stuff like "You're too violent" when I only beat him when he deserves it? Maybe if he didn't act like such a moron all the time, I wouldn't be so violent!

-- And he likes bananas too much, it's creepy and totally not helping his image.

[vocaholic]

[nods, liiistening]

Is that all?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

And he's stupid. And doesn't know how to treat girls properly.

[vocaholic]

Mm-hm. Keep going.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... I think I'm done.

[vocaholic]

What? Already?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... Well, I guess I could go into case-by-case details...

[vocaholic]

Get it all out!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

... Too much effort ...