towering like two heads over most of the population

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[For some time, a new resident has been shambling along the streets of the DR-city, lost in a map, occasionally stopping to look at his surroundings or to knock his head into low-hanging door frames. Who the hell are these things made for, anyway?! Baffled, he turns his map upside-down, hoping to make sense of his situation. He stares at it, intently, and finally...

....nothing. UGH THIS IS SO USELESS--

THIS ISN'T TEXAS.

OR BIG BEN.

OR THE BIGAMY COMPOUND.

THIS IS THE WORST VACATION EVER.

Calming down, the lost giant vocaloid goes back to his map, this time rotating it to its side and carefully ducking to dodge a low-hanging branch. Jeez. If he didn't know better, he'd think he had wandered overseas somehow - it's like everything in this place is made for a much smaller breed. Like when he did background singing work, he had to stay in those hotels with the tiny tiny beds. COME ON WHAT IS UP WITH THAT, SERIOUSLY. Frustrated, he blindly picks up the pace, his head still buried in the most useless map ever - and runs his head directly into an appropriate enough stop sign with a resounding CLANG, losing his balance and map and landing on his back in the process.]

oh for the love of-- TH' HELL IS THIS, A DAMN MIDGET TOWN?!

Comments

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

[stops and stares]

You're... really tall, Mister!

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[good god they're tiny and everywhere

LOOMING OVER YOU ttly not creepy, right?]

Well, y'know-- it, just, uh. Comes with the territory, kid. You're.

Don't you drink your milk? I mean, damn.

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

I drink milk every morning, and when I'm older, I'll be bigger where it matters!

Is it normal to be that tall where you come from?

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[bigger where it matters

He kneels down, closer to her height.]

Bigger- hah! You're an a'ight kid, you know that?

More normal than here.

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

[hello forehead scar, now loli can make it out lolol]

--Ah! I think I've seen people dressed up like you for Haro-- Ha--H... Haroween! Are you famous?

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[oh god loli don't put your hands there, hands clasping over the stitches DO YOU WANT HIM TO FALL APART]

Yes! Stop that!

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

[but but but it feels funny]

No? Um... Maybe it's because they paid with credit cards? My manager does that.

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[aaa it feels funny to get your stitches picked at by a small child, too]

You got a manager...? Important parts getting bigger? W-wait, what kind of kid are you?!

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

I'm an idol! My name is Kaai Yuki, and I sing and dance and stuff.

But I'm not as famous as you, because I've never seen people cosplay as me...

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

Well. I ain't ever seen anyone dress up as me either, so we're even, a'ight?

You can call me Al.

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

Al? Hehe, okay!

Do you sing songs, like me? Or do you come from a p-postacocalictic world, like some others?

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

I sing, and you don't need to be talkin' about cocks yet, okay?

1/2

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

Cocks? I didn't...

2/3

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

pffffff

4/4!!!!

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!!!! I didn't say that!! You're a pervert!

[vocalecturer]

[TEACHER SENSES TINGLING why hello there gentleman]


... Excuse me.

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

Sensei, he said the c-word!!!!!!!

[vocalecturer]

Yes, Yuki-san, I noticed. Please do not repeat it.

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[FFF IT SOUNDED LIKE "COCK A LICK IT" WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT IS THIS DEVIL CHILD]

P-pft why do you even know what that is, this isn't what it looks like, seriously! What the hell!

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows what that is! But I didn't say that, I said acocaliptic, and YOU thought of something perverted...

[still giggling! ah, the joy of children]

[vocalecturer]

[adjusting glasses]

Apocalyptic, Yuki-san. And you, mister. [turns to Al] Should you really be speaking that way around children?

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

I was telling her not to talk about that kind of thing yet, what the hell! I hit my head a lot coming here! I have bad hearing! The wind was picking up!

[excuses xinfinity]

[2sweetestwords.livejournal.com]

*SUDDENLY, FROM NOWHERE: CATCHY BRASS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULjCSK0oOlI)*

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[REFERENCE GET]

[2sweetestwords.livejournal.com]

*HELL YEAH*

*. . . silent thumbs-up*