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towering like two heads over most of the population

[For some time, a new resident has been shambling along the streets of the DR-city, lost in a map, occasionally stopping to look at his surroundings or to knock his head into low-hanging door frames. Who the hell are these things made for, anyway?! Baffled, he turns his map upside-down, hoping to make sense of his situation. He stares at it, intently, and finally...

....nothing. UGH THIS IS SO USELESS--

THIS ISN'T TEXAS.

OR BIG BEN.

OR THE BIGAMY COMPOUND.

THIS IS THE WORST VACATION EVER.

Calming down, the lost giant vocaloid goes back to his map, this time rotating it to its side and carefully ducking to dodge a low-hanging branch. Jeez. If he didn't know better, he'd think he had wandered overseas somehow - it's like everything in this place is made for a much smaller breed. Like when he did background singing work, he had to stay in those hotels with the tiny tiny beds. COME ON WHAT IS UP WITH THAT, SERIOUSLY. Frustrated, he blindly picks up the pace, his head still buried in the most useless map ever - and runs his head directly into an appropriate enough stop sign with a resounding CLANG, losing his balance and map and landing on his back in the process.]

oh for the love of-- TH' HELL IS THIS, A DAMN MIDGET TOWN?!

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[repeats, slowly]

A-po-ca-lyp-tic, with a P. You have the right definition, but your pronunciation needs a little work.

[this is my HARD WORK face]

A-po-ca-lyp-tic.

Very good! That's it!

Sensei, did you come because you were jealous?

... Excuse me?

You always come when I'm talking about #¢@, sooooo...

Yuki-san!

I like a jealous Sensei too!

I was not being jealous, as your teacher it is my responsibility to ensure you don't talk to potential negative role models.

But Al is not my role model, he's my friend.

Still a negative influence!

Why? He just thought I said ac@¢#alyptic instead of a-po-ca-lyp-tic!

Please stop repeating that word. The automatic censorship doesn't change the fact that you're saying it.

I'll stop saying it if you stop bullying Al.

I'm not—! Why are you defending him now?!

Because if you're not being jealous, then you're just a bully.

I am not bullying him I was just politely asking him to watch his language around you and other small children.

I've heard you say that word at school!

[brb not intruding, just kind of watching and listening

possibly with popcorn]

[OBLIVIOUS for now]

Now don't start making things up, I have never done that.

You did too!

I did not.

You did too! And in front of the whole class! With pictures (http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal003.jpg)!

............

Yuki-san.

I'm not a liar!

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