towering like two heads over most of the population

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[For some time, a new resident has been shambling along the streets of the DR-city, lost in a map, occasionally stopping to look at his surroundings or to knock his head into low-hanging door frames. Who the hell are these things made for, anyway?! Baffled, he turns his map upside-down, hoping to make sense of his situation. He stares at it, intently, and finally...

....nothing. UGH THIS IS SO USELESS--

THIS ISN'T TEXAS.

OR BIG BEN.

OR THE BIGAMY COMPOUND.

THIS IS THE WORST VACATION EVER.

Calming down, the lost giant vocaloid goes back to his map, this time rotating it to its side and carefully ducking to dodge a low-hanging branch. Jeez. If he didn't know better, he'd think he had wandered overseas somehow - it's like everything in this place is made for a much smaller breed. Like when he did background singing work, he had to stay in those hotels with the tiny tiny beds. COME ON WHAT IS UP WITH THAT, SERIOUSLY. Frustrated, he blindly picks up the pace, his head still buried in the most useless map ever - and runs his head directly into an appropriate enough stop sign with a resounding CLANG, losing his balance and map and landing on his back in the process.]

oh for the love of-- TH' HELL IS THIS, A DAMN MIDGET TOWN?!

Comments

[reflectlen]

[so that's like 3.5 heads for me or more]


... hey, I resent that.

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[Al stands up, and watches his map fly away on the wind.

Then looks down.

GOOD LORD HE WAS RIGHT ok stay calm]

...Represent it, 's more like, kid.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Why is he hereeeeeeeeeee

DEAR GOD I LOVE YOU.

[maple-birdsong.livejournal.com]

*Oh look, an angry Vocaloid. Let's go talk to him!* Hi Al!

CAN SMALL THINGS LOVE BIG, THIS IS IMPORTANT

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

Oh! Hey... you. [There's a long pause. It's obvious he either has no idea who you are, or has forgotten.] Yyyou. How's it going.

[coffeegrind.livejournal.com]

The Ruko clan would probably beg to differ.

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

Well I don't know, maybe if th' Ruko clan built the friggin' doorways bigger than five feet they could go out on sayin' that.

Wait.

Clan?

[02kagaminerin.livejournal.com]

[...That was actually kind funny, though she won't laugh.]

Heeey. It's not that everything here is small.

You're just big.

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

Dog doors are bigger than what you got here, man.

[vocaloli.livejournal.com]

[stops and stares]

You're... really tall, Mister!

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[good god they're tiny and everywhere

LOOMING OVER YOU ttly not creepy, right?]

Well, y'know-- it, just, uh. Comes with the territory, kid. You're.

Don't you drink your milk? I mean, damn.

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

[Stares at. And given that she's all of 5'2", this means she's actually staring UP at him]

There's no need to be so loud, mister... Or so rude.

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[OH SNAP HE GOT CALLED OUT]

W-well I didn't mean--

HEY, I HIT MY HEAD.

A LOT.

o-okay? I'm sorry little lady, I mean jeez stop lookin' at me like that a man can only take so much.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[wait why is he screaming too]

Uh.

Ahh?

[shionnigaito.livejournal.com]

Oh my god....

I am sooooooo-o~ glad my master isn't here, he would have flipped.

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah. English, right? Best damn language there is, right?

... Why is everyone surprised by this?

[song-of-snow.livejournal.com]

[stares up into your sooooouuuuul, Al]

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

Uh, right. Well-

[When you stare into the void, it stares back at you.

Still, GADS, THE NATIVES. Time to work his MAD DIPLOMACY SKILLS.]

DO. YOU. SPEAK. THE. ENGLISH.?

[abovethewall]

[by the looks of this Kaito? Yes.]

.....

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[oh wow, that

is pretty tiny, alright. Though he's kinda used to it by now- WAIT ROBOT. Like the ones in the movies. He kneels down.]

Oh? Some kinda kid's toy?

[derederejava.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I think it's kinda cute.

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

I guess, b-

wait, wasn't I just talking with you? Samurai clans and all that crap!

[pane_dhiria]

[and this Kaito is looking up bemused from his harp playing]

... Aye, mayhap 'tis a gathering place for those of smaller stature - but meseems 'tis more like a giant walks among us now.

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

Pft. And the green you said I talked funny!

[vocaloidiot]

[... possibly the closest to your height, not that that means much]

HELLO UP THERE

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[He's met the Rukos, but at least you look like you should have a penis]

Dude, come off it already, I'm tall, not deaf, y'know!

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

[g-GIANT ANGRY MAN

what do I do do I run??]

[thebiggerest.livejournal.com]

[TINY TERRIFIED GIRL

what do you do, he is lumbering towards you and has a history of being large and irate]

[hesitant-toeto.livejournal.com]

[This icon. This is Toeto's expression. Forget two heads, you have two feet on Toeto.]

Ah...

E-to...

Ah...

[She is rooted to the spot. Her knees are shaking. Holy crud, he's big and loud and SCARY!]