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[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

Well, well, well.

Were you all going to celebrate Valentine's without me?

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[justanimitator]

I'm over one... um... month or year... now. That's not old enough?

...Why... why would age make a difference?

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

Experience comes with age.

In many, many ways.

[justanimitator]

[might be looking a bit irritated now, he knows he asks a lot of questions and that bothers some people... but outright repeatedly dodging them is a bit frustrating]

...Um.

What sort of 'experience', please, Len-san?

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

[...this is really not the kind of innocence he was hoping to encounter.]

All kinds.

Not that I'm usually the sort to impart my wisdom on others, but sometimes you really need to try a different line of questioning.

Expect my revenge soon

[justanimitator]

[..............]

...You don't know anything um, either, then? This sounds like another trick...

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

Well, excuse me.

Did I say that?

1/2

[justanimitator]

...............

[justanimitator]

S... sorry...

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

[Dammit, he was never good with kids.]

Okay, okay, fine. We'll have a talk about the birds and the bees if you really want to know that badly.

[justanimitator]

[even the ones with your face?]

...You need um, experience for 'birds' and 'bees'? Haven't seen bees, ah, yet, but I just saw a bird just a few minutes ago.

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

[But he's so much better-looking than the other Lens.]

...actually, let's go with storks. Okay. So.

When a man and a woman love each other, usually, not always, but anyway -- [and launches into the typical tirade about babies and storks and whatnot]

[justanimitator]

[but this one is so mooooe]

[listens intently, until-- hey, wait a second here]

...You um, are talking about 'sex', aren't you?

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

[Two seconds away from facepalming.]

...yes. Yes, I am.

[justanimitator]

Ooh.

Um, I already have seen a lot of sex, it's not that interesting.

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but watching it is a completely different experience from -- didn't you say you were a month old?

[justanimitator]

[nods] Month or uh, a little over a year. It's... hard to tell.

Um, sorry for saying so, Len-san, but... ah... some of what you talked about didn't look like what I saw at all.

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

[And the fact that this Len has seen any of that at all at a year old is weighing heavily on whatever remains of his morality code.]

Ah.

Well.

I suppose it depends on... what you watched...

[WHY AM I HAVING THIS CONVERSATION]

[justanimitator]

[score?]

[hardly listening as he's now listing things off, counting them on his fingers]

Um, I mean... only two people? It's ah-- usually at least five. And you didn't say anything about goats, horses, or dogs. I'm pretty sure um, tentacles should be involved at some point. I mean, from what I remember. Those were a little scary... No one going to the bathroom or getting sick is also a little... You made it sound like it was 'adults' doing the sex thing and both wanted to do it. And um...

[he could go on like this all day]

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

[JUST DEAD SILENCE]

...uh.

[justanimitator]

...Huh?

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

That, uh.

That is not normal sexual intercourse, thank you very much.

[justanimitator]

[genuinely suprised]

It... it isn't?

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

I prefer being a little classier about it, but no, it's not.

Those are... interesting fetishes... who raised you, exactly?

[justanimitator]

Um, no one.

Master didn't even know I was 'alive'.

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

I do hope you mean "Master" as in, uh...