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[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

Well, well, well.

Were you all going to celebrate Valentine's without me?

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[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

I prefer being a little classier about it, but no, it's not.

Those are... interesting fetishes... who raised you, exactly?

[justanimitator]

Um, no one.

Master didn't even know I was 'alive'.

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

I do hope you mean "Master" as in, uh...

[justanimitator]

Uh... he owned the computer I was installed, ah, on. What do you think--

[pauses, remembers the plot of Erotic Dungeon Keeper 1-4

...With me?

Ew.

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

Okay, then. That's good. For a second I thought I might have a crisis on my hands.

And I'm still a little too young to be worrying about that kind of thing.

[justanimitator]

[still kind of grossed out here]

With... with me.

[shudder]

I never want to do any of that sex stuff.

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

[Well, more for him then.]

Yeah, that's more normal for a kid. [bit of an approving nod]

[justanimitator]

[looking a little torn]

'Kid'?

Um, normal is good...

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

Don't think too much about it.

Just... have fun with your life.

[justanimitator]

I wi-- am!

[lovestrategist.livejournal.com]

Good.