Dun dun duuun...

[singingterror]

_{[SUDDENLY, HANDS OVER YOUR EYES]}

Guess who!

Comments

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

[singingterror]

Even better!

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

It's the sound of obsolescence.

[singingterror]

D'aaaaaw, why so serious? That long face better not be you drinking too much. Again.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm drinking too much! I'm one of two active Meikos! I need to fulfil the quota.

[singingterror]

But Onee-Sama, what if you rust? Metal has a limited lifespan you know...

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm sturdier than that, thank you very much. I'm not about to rust because of a few beers.

[singingterror]

Since when did you only have 'a few'? If you wanted to drink any more, you'd have to rig an IV!

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

That would be a great idea, if I had any veins.

Bah, I don't know how to add heart symbols...

[singingterror]

We can improvise... <3

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[hoooo boy]

[peels Lily's hands away]

[singingterror]

Hey Luka! How's it goin'!

Hear that crazy Tailor-You is running around?

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

Indeed. [places her hands on Meiko's shoulders] I take it you haven't been here long, Lily-san?

[singingterror]

Current count? 'Bout 15 minutes. You?

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

Nine months and ten days.

[singingterror]

Oh wow, guess I am the young one.

How's it been?

Heard about Scissors. That must be awkward.

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

Not bad at all, really. I'm sure you'll like it here just fine, once you fit in.

It seems you've been briefed on some of the basics already. Why don't I fill you in on the rest?

[singingterror]

Sure thing! Fire away!

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Luka... [slumps pathetically against her]

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[huuuugs] Meiko-san.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Why do they keep making more, Luka...

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

To make money, Meiko-san.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Why couldn't they just stop at you? [buries her face against her shoulder] Miku makes ten times more money in a day than they ever will... !

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[pets her head] There, there. We should be more accepting towards new additions to our family.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

But she keeps calling me onee-sama in a really, really creepy way!