Dun dun duuun...

[singingterror]

_{[SUDDENLY, HANDS OVER YOUR EYES]}

Guess who!

Comments

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

... your name's Lily and you're part of this franchise, ahaha, god, that's just asking for trouble.

[singingterror]

Heh? Whaat, I don't get it...

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Lily.

Girl Vocaloids.

Ninety-nine percent of the girl Vocaloids here are dating each other.

Lily. Girls-dating-girls. Do you get it yet?

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[singingterror]

What, seriously?

Haha! I knew people wouldn't go for Eggplant Man, but daaaaamn!

'Sides; that's true, wouldn't it be kinda hypocritical to make jokes about it?

[singingterror]

Or...

Is that an invitation...?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Aha, I can just imagine Luka lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at a comment like that.

[singingterror]

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

_{I don't want her to tailor me into a throw-rug either!}

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey. Don't compare Luka to Scissors.

[singingterror]

That song must have come from somewhere!

Why do you think she keeps getting things like Rip=RELEASE?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

You won't be saying things like that once they start pairing you with Gakupo.

[singingterror]

I'd rather risk a three-way with Conchita and Tailor Lad-wait, Scissors?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

That's what we call the Tailor, just to keep everyone straight. And don't even joke about Conchita and Scissors like that; I'm pretty sure they're raising a Toeto together.

[singingterror]

...

What, so Conchita can eat her and Scissors can make a nice coat of it?

You're letting them do this?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

No, no. Scissors really does seem to care about Toeto. I think she's, uh... convinced herself that she's her actual kid.

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[singingterror]

...

[singingterror]

...Well, I guess if anyone's capable of convincing themselves that, it'd be her...

_{Still, aren't there like, child services around here or something?}

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you go to her tailor shop, and ask for Toeto back?

[singingterror]

D'aaaaw, you want rid of me that badly?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Yes. No more new models! Go!

[singingterror]

But... but Onee-sama...

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Onee-nothing! Go play with the UTAUs, you little brat.

[singingterror]

I think I might cry. You want to make me cry, Onee-Sama?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Do you want to make me obsolete!?

[singingterror]

Aw come on, we love ya even if you're a stuttering bucket of rust!

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

I'm not rusty! Just ask Luka!