Dun dun duuun...

[singingterror]

_{[SUDDENLY, HANDS OVER YOUR EYES]}

Guess who!

Comments

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

That would be a great idea, if I had any veins.

Bah, I don't know how to add heart symbols...

[singingterror]

We can improvise... <3

& hearts ; but without any spaces!

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

No. No. Luka has “secretly yan” covered already. Get your own personality trope! And don't poke things in me!

Ta! 1/2

[singingterror]

Oh come on! I'm sure we can rig you up a beer helmet without too much trouble!

[singingterror]

Why, what did you think I was suggesting?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

We've already got Conchita running around, and I know nothing about you! What am I suppose to think improvising intravenously is!?

[singingterror]

What, Conchita? Seriously? Craaaaap...

_{Oh well, at least we'll save on garbage disposal...}

You haven't got those weird guys from like, Alice or anything, have you?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Right. Conchita. You should go say hello to her.

[singingterror]

Somehow, I think I'll pass.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Eh, it was worth a shot.

[singingterror]

With you, everything's worth a shot.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Jeez, you're going to be the next Gakupo, you know that...

[singingterror]

Oi. No comparing me to Captain Eggplants. I have some standards.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

... so you don't like Gakupo? Tell me more.

Whoops, wrong icon

[singingterror]

He's girlier than I am! And I practically have a wardrobe malfunction ever five minutes!

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that's one point in your favour.

Has anyone made a joke about your name, yet?

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[singingterror]

Riiight. I've been here how long? We're barely past the 'Hi there! Remember when I had to peel you off the floor?' stage, here.

[singingterror]

Feel like though, go ahead!

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

... your name's Lily and you're part of this franchise, ahaha, god, that's just asking for trouble.

[singingterror]

Heh? Whaat, I don't get it...

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Lily.

Girl Vocaloids.

Ninety-nine percent of the girl Vocaloids here are dating each other.

Lily. Girls-dating-girls. Do you get it yet?

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[singingterror]

What, seriously?

Haha! I knew people wouldn't go for Eggplant Man, but daaaaamn!

'Sides; that's true, wouldn't it be kinda hypocritical to make jokes about it?

[singingterror]

Or...

Is that an invitation...?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Aha, I can just imagine Luka lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at a comment like that.

[singingterror]

I'm kidding, I'm kidding!

_{I don't want her to tailor me into a throw-rug either!}