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[subjecting]

[Hello. How are you doing?

Formalities aside, there is something new in the neighborhood today. Boxes. Crates. So they seem, until you step closer. Maybe you'll hear a Miku-sounding, "Oh, it's you!" as a red laser centers itself at your chest. The moment that dot locates the target (namely, you) the gun begins firing. Don't worry, they're not bullets. Just pieces of metal and whatever else he found during his supply hunt. These makeshift turrets are immobile and their ammo can be easily dodged if you're fast enough. The turrets aren't the strongest pieces of work, either. They're susceptible to gunfire, large impacts, and the Crypton Science Material Emancipation Grid. Sometimes there's only one in an area. Often times there are two or three. (Or more, if you prefer.)

tl;dr - There are box-looking turrets everywhere. Don't get shot and don't fall for the cute, Vocaloid-sounding voices that are calling you. It's a trap.]



((ooc: please, please, please threadhop with each other! KaITO won't be around to chat it up, he'll be busy observing.))

Comments

[02kagaminerin.livejournal.com]

...The heck, random wooden box things...?

[unyapuu.livejournal.com]

[Hey! Since there's a kitty warning the mecha-Miku, why not a kitty warning this Rin!]

[He throws his popsicle stick at her. Don't go there! Bad vibes, bad vibes!]

[02kagaminerin.livejournal.com]

[...ohey popsicle stick, looking at the kitty Kaito now]


Ah...? What is it, lil' guy?

[mechamikuthulu.livejournal.com]

[a box! on legs. curious whirrrrr as she steps closer :3a]

[gakitsupo.livejournal.com]

[Hissssssss, I don't like this box.]

[mechamikuthulu.livejournal.com]

[??? curious worried click. what's wrong little kittyfox buddy D:]

[starbuckskid.livejournal.com]

Your mouth has pincers?

[mechamikuthulu.livejournal.com]

[spiky tentacles! and they ARE my mouth.

hi. :D]

[was_no_monster]

[...immobile, easy to dodge, and susceptible to large impacts, you say? well, he may not be happy about these things being out where other people can get hurt by them, but there's an easy solution to that!

brb, figuring out the best way to smash up KaITO's stuff with great enjoyment]

[subjecting]

[You are so vindictive it's precious.]

[miraculost]

[hey, not like he doesn't have his reasons, right?

one of those reasons is out for a walk today. he is very distracted - much too distracted to notice the turretbox in the bushes he's walking past.]

[basicmonkey]

[ He's under fire! He's under fire! He's... cowering and hiding behind a fence while a box with a gun is trying to shoot at him. ]

[ He just wanted to go home. Can't he even do that right? ]

[was_no_monster]

[did somebody call for a knight in shining armor? slamming into the turret from behind to knock it over and prevent it from shooting, and then getting to work on kicking a hole in the casing]

Careful. Today's not a good day to be out.

[basicmonkey]

[ My hero...! ]

It really isn't.

Where did they come from?

[kagayours.livejournal.com]

... I don't like the look of this.

[subjecting]

[What's not to like about a box? In fact, it's even speaking. "I see you!"]

[futureforbirds]

[JEEZ HOW DID I END UP IN AN AREA WITH SO MANY

Trash can lid shield. He's wielding it valiantly.]

[subjecting]

[And they're going to keep shooting as long as he's in their line of sight. Pow pow pow! Take that!]

[su-su-su-su.livejournal.com]

[why has no one roadrolled these yet]

S-s-s-street cleaning!

[BAM]

[deteriorated]

[She has just saved him. He's on the ground, looking winded from running away so much.]

[abovethewall]

[Today, Mekaito was flying when a turret at 90 degree angle clipped his wing. It's easy enough to repair, but he immediately landed... and immediately located his assailant.

Messing with Mekaito is not a good idea. Now he knows he has to find his master, while destroying every box in his path.

Which is quite simple really. The turrets' ammo can't pierce him at all - his body is pretty thick. So he is literally just walking straight up to them and punching them nice and hard.

His clothes will be rather ripped up by the time he finds Kaito who is hiding in an above thread, but Mekaito gives no shit.]

[stars_struck]

[there is an almighty 'crunch' over here as, pissed off and rubbing her shoulder where there's a visible welt, BRS has just hefted a four-foot hunk of metal masquerading as a sword down on one of the turrets]

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

Woooow~! [applause, applause]

[defender]

[GREEN BLUR OF MASS DESTRUCTION, RAGING FROM BLOCK TO BLOCK, TURRET SHRAPNEL AND DUST IN HER WAKE]

Who's responsible for this?

[was_no_monster]

[he stares for a moment, deeply impressed, before remembering that the turret he's currently got his hands in hasn't been fully disabled yet. getting back to work]

...I'm fairly sure I know who it is.