subjecting: PIAPRO.jp/wachico (red; i know you're there)
KaITO ([personal profile] subjecting) wrote in [community profile] vocaloidressing2010-09-05 05:52 pm

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[Hello. How are you doing?

Formalities aside, there is something new in the neighborhood today. Boxes. Crates. So they seem, until you step closer. Maybe you'll hear a Miku-sounding, "Oh, it's you!" as a red laser centers itself at your chest. The moment that dot locates the target (namely, you) the gun begins firing. Don't worry, they're not bullets. Just pieces of metal and whatever else he found during his supply hunt. These makeshift turrets are immobile and their ammo can be easily dodged if you're fast enough. The turrets aren't the strongest pieces of work, either. They're susceptible to gunfire, large impacts, and the Crypton Science Material Emancipation Grid. Sometimes there's only one in an area. Often times there are two or three. (Or more, if you prefer.)

tl;dr - There are box-looking turrets everywhere. Don't get shot and don't fall for the cute, Vocaloid-sounding voices that are calling you. It's a trap.]




((ooc: please, please, please threadhop with each other! KaITO won't be around to chat it up, he'll be busy observing.))

[identity profile] starbuckskid.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[how sexy!]

WOW! Can you eat children with those?

[looks around]

What are these boxes for? Are you moving in?

[identity profile] mechamikuthulu.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[... eat? children? I don't actually know what that means but something about it seems BAD I am drawing back in slight horror D:]

[identity profile] starbuckskid.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[misunderstands her horror]

Oh. So you're moving out?

[identity profile] mechamikuthulu.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[wrrrrrrklunk.

...that probably means no.]

[identity profile] starbuckskid.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need help moving these boxes out of your way?

[starts walking over and hears someone's voice calling to her from inside]

I think someone's trap-

[is shot in the foot with a... laser?]

... Ooouuuuuccchhh.

[identity profile] mechamikuthulu.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[t-tugging you awaaaay. the boxes are not nice, strange Ruko. :( one shot me in the eye]

[identity profile] starbuckskid.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[is being dragged defeatedly]

I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WALK AGAIN. (屮゚Д゚)屮

[identity profile] mechamikuthulu.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[click? click? click?? :(]

[identity profile] starbuckskid.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Is that your sad face?