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[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[Luka is standing in the bus's kitchen, chop-chop-CHOPping vegetables with a kind of vigor that makes it abundantly clear why she, of all the Vocaloids, was given The Tailor Shop of Enbizaka to sing. the continuous, monotone sound of the knife hitting the cutting board at a completely even pace is so very loud that it can be heard far outside of the kitchen; along with it, there's also a much less foreboding smell that carries itself through the bus.

say what you want about the preparation method, dinner is going to be goddamn delicious today.]

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[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

*Trying oh so politely to ignore the . . . intensity of the food preparation going on here* Ah, smells delicious.

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[she, in the meanwhile, will try very hard to avoid sounding entirely deadpan. which doesn't quite... work. also, still chopping] Do you really think so? Thank you very much.

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

You're, ah, welcome . . . *god, sob, how to broach this, HOW CAN I NOT EVEN DEAL WITH AWKWARDNESS FROM MYSELF*

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[awkwardness? there is no awkwardness. there is nothing wrong here, never mind that it looks like she's about to cause the cutting board to split in two]

[now if you don't mind, she's got five more tomatoes, three squashes, three carrots and a potato to go]

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

*Bites the bullet* Is something the matter?

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

My, what makes you ask that?

[vocaloidiot]

Luka

Luka help

I feel smarter than you, this isn't supposed to happen

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[KNIFE TOSS guess what, she's got excellent aim]

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

It's sort of amazing, isn't it? By simply saying that, you prove it to be untrue . . .

[vocaloidiot]

[lsdkjhjlf d-ducking that knife and only losing some hair in the process]

I'd prefer it to be untrue, believe me!

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

Well, lucky you, then. But if you really wanted to show intelligence, you'd avoid saying that sort of thing, especially with that specific phrasing.

[vocaloidiot]

[this icon exactly]

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

Kaito-san, [CHOP] do not hover in the doorway.

[vocaloidiot]

[... sob, fine, coming in]

... are you really satisfied with this?

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

Don't I look it?

[vocaloidiot]

... yes, you look the fine picture of mental health and stability.

[binarydiva.livejournal.com]

L-Luka? Aah, what's wrong with Luka?

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

Ah, Miku-san. [she smiles, although it's a half-hearted attempt] There's nothing wrong.

[binarydiva.livejournal.com]

If nothing was wrong, then Luka wouldn't be so angry with the chopping board...

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

I'm not--

[... finally starts going a little easier on the cutting board]

[binarydiva.livejournal.com]

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If Luka's upset, then Luka should tell me why...

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

*Sort of hovering about worriedly*

[binarydiva.livejournal.com]

L-Luka... it's so sad.

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

It is. I wish I could be of more help . . . but aah, ultimately, it's up to them to work things out.

[binarydiva.livejournal.com]

What if it doesn't get any better, Luka... ?