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[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[Luka is standing in the bus's kitchen, chop-chop-CHOPping vegetables with a kind of vigor that makes it abundantly clear why she, of all the Vocaloids, was given The Tailor Shop of Enbizaka to sing. the continuous, monotone sound of the knife hitting the cutting board at a completely even pace is so very loud that it can be heard far outside of the kitchen; along with it, there's also a much less foreboding smell that carries itself through the bus.

say what you want about the preparation method, dinner is going to be goddamn delicious today.]

Comments

[vocaloidiot]

[lsdkjhjlf d-ducking that knife and only losing some hair in the process]

I'd prefer it to be untrue, believe me!

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

Well, lucky you, then. But if you really wanted to show intelligence, you'd avoid saying that sort of thing, especially with that specific phrasing.

[vocaloidiot]

I'm aware I was out of line, but haven't we got bigger problems to consider right now?!

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

You won't be of any use in considering them if you've got a knife through one of your processors. It's a legitimate concern.

[vocaloidiot]

Ah, even for you, this is some impressive level of overintrospection...

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

Look, all I'm saying is "don't say things that make a Luka try to stab you." I don't think that's overintrospection.

[vocaloidiot]

You as well! If I thought she was a real danger I wouldn't be worried about her. It's just like Meiko casually strangling me.

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

. . . Well, now that you mention it . . .

[vocaloidiot]

... well, a knife might be a step or two down the scale, I admit, but a Luka's still a Luka.