V3 for the blues

[recklessice]

[One morning in dressing room, flyers have been given to everyone, even in the front paper of the newspaper. 'The first Crypton VOCALOID 3' and the news follows; Crypton has upgraded the male blue Vocaloid, KAITO, and he is known as KAITO V3. He received a very welcome from the public and surpass Hatsune Miku in sales. Comes with four voice banks, it's similar to Append; Straight, Soft, Whisper, and English for international use. KAITO V3 is successful result for VOCALOID 3 and Crypton decided to upgrade the others as well.]

It should be out months ago, but oh well. This year is a good start anyway.

[Says the append looking blue Vocaloid on top of the bus. He swinging his legs while reading the news.]

Comments

[bestatspace]

Wait wait wait wait. Defacto. That's space?

[snatches a flyer out of the air as they rain from the sky]

Hey you! Stop wasting space! Think of the spaaaaaaaaace!!

[it_are_fact]

It is correct that it is space; and in fact a waste of space.

However the 'space' The Fact Core is referring to is an area provided for a particular purpose. A blank or empty area.

The space you obsess over is the expanse in which the solar system, stars, and galaxies exist; the universe. The region of this expanse beyond Earth's atmosphere- which does not exist.

The word 'space' has far more practical and non-imaginary definitions as well. Mathematics: A set of elements or points satisfying specified geometric postulates: non-Euclidean space.
The infinite extension of the three-dimensional region in which all matter exists.

Reserved or available accommodation on a public transportation vehicle. A period or interval of time. A little while: Let's rest for a space. Sufficient freedom from external pressure to develop or explore one's needs, interests, and individuality: "The need for personal space inevitably asserts itself" (Maggie Scarf). Music One of the intervals between the lines of a staff. Printing One of the blank pieces of type or other means used for separating words or characters. One of the intervals during the telegraphic transmission of a message when the key is open or not in contact. Blank sections in printed material or broadcast time available for use by advertisers.

Used as a verb: spaced, spac·ing, spac·es. To organize or arrange with spaces between. To separate or keep apart. Slang To stupefy or disorient from or as if from a drug. Often used with out: "The antihistamine spaces me out so I can't think clearly."

As slang terminology: To be or become stupefied or disoriented. Often used with out: "I was supposed to meet her, but I spaced out and forgot."

[bestatspace]

[Hey wouldn't you know it, she's spacing out right now!]

[it_are_fact]

[Options:
>Ask the rhetorical question of how it is possible for Space's attention span continues to make goldfish look good even when The Fact Core is talking about The Space Core's favorite subject and giving it actual real world applications.
>Murder The Space Core while The Space Core isn't paying attention and blame it on KaITO.
>Leave while The Space Core isn't paying attention and avoid further frustration.

Option two was tempting, but The Fact Core is attempting to be off to find a less annoying person to have a conversation with.]

[bestatspace]

[snaps back to life]

Okay, I get it- right, yeah, I get it! Space wasters they're - on drugs... SPACE DRUGS! Space cops, help! Uhh.... good idea, lady! You go that way, I'll go this way! Drug busting in space! Weeeooooooweeeeoooooweeeeooooo space!

[runs off. YOU'RE FREE. God help KAITO if she finds him.]

[it_are_fact]

[The Fact Core is not going to question this and is simply going to hope that The Fact Core does not run into the Space Core again. For the rest of time.

But with The Fact Core's luck The Fact Core will probably see the badly programmed core again far, far too soon.]

[bestatspace]

[Oh, the Fact Core will. The Space Core knows where she lives.]

[it_are_fact]

[...Well that certainly explains the glow in the dark stars and space camp brochures The Fact Core keeps getting in the mail.

But at least The Space Core will never get in if The Fact Core bolts all the doors and windows.

Or moves.]

[bestatspace]

[don't bother moving. Satellites are involved.]

[it_are_fact]

[...Sweet science who did the Space Core murder to get satellites?]

[bestatspace]

[no murders, just an antenna on her head with great signal!]