first post or something idek

[heathazed]

[for someone who has seen a bunch of deaths in different ways, there are very few things that surprise Hibiya any more.

Being in a strange place sure was strange, though. Especially the fact that there was no Hiyori. Or that white haired guy. Wait, he didn't recognize anything! Did something happen? He remembers passing out and then....what?]

Hey, hey, someone! What day is it? This is really important.

[what happened while he was out cold? It's not like he was taken into some sci-fi crap. He just needed to know where Hiyori was and the date. Nothing more, nothing less.]

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[heathazed]

[Hibiya isn't all that surprised when he hears that it's August, after all he's been in August for a hell of a long time.

September? Now that would be a surprise.

But wait- date!]

Don't you know the day?

[techbane]

Uh. Sixteenth? Seventeenth? One or the other.

[heathazed]

It's not the fifteenth....ha!

[he smiles but then remembers something]

Have you seen anyone with black hair and a pink dress? Uh, her name is Hiyori, and she's my friend.

[techbane]

Maybe I have, maybe I haven't. [she hasn't.] Five bucks and I'll dish out the deets!

[heathazed]

Why do I have to pay you?!

[techbane]

I'm unemployed. Gotta get my meals somehow! [though she just mostly steals from vending machines...]

[heathazed]

Yeah, well that's not a really good way to get them y'know? How about you try asking nicely?

[techbane]

No can do. That would go against my policies.

[heathazed]

Well, sorry, I don't have any money. I'm ten years old, what did you expect?

[techbane]

Allowance money! Kids these days are supposed to be loaded, aren't they?

[heathazed]

[he laughs] I really didn't have this planned, so I couldn't bring any money. Maybe next time.

[techbane]

Ohh, so you're a newbie, huh? Haven't seen any newcomers around here in a while.

[heathazed]

Wait, so you've been here for a longer time? How long?

[techbane]

Ah, jeez... I think it's been over a year, now.

[heathazed]

That's a long time...so you didn't live here before? How did you get here?

[techbane]

Interdimensional wormhole.

It's a long story.

[heathazed]

[what.]

I- I think I have time.

[techbane]

Okay.

So.

I'm from a world where mutants and other cool shit exists, and maybe singing robots like the ones here but not so sure, anyways so I used to live at this school for people like me. And this one time there was this alien invasion during a music festival, fucking awesome I know, and a bunch of aliens were all like rah rah we're gonna kill your music by which we mean we're gonna turn you all into stone with our ray guns!, and some of us were like hell no bitches go get your own planet to invade, so I stole one of their ray guns and used it against them and saved everyone [not really she had help.] and I decided to keep the gun afterwards because uh. Fucking cool alien ray gun that turns things into stone. So then timeskip! And I'm living with some of my friends back in Japan and I shot the ray gun at something, I don't even remember how exactly it happened, and a wormhole opened up and swallowed me and someone else and we ended up here.

The end.

1/2

[heathazed]

[heathazed]

[LMAO DAS FUNNY]

Haha, yeah, sure. And you're also something out of an anime.

[techbane]

[PULLS OUT RAY GUN FROM HER BAG AND SHOOTS NEARBY TREE OH LOOK IT JUST TURNED INTO STONE.]

You were saying?

[heathazed]

[WOW GOOD JOB you just shut him up]

[techbane]

Yeah! That's what I thought!

[heathazed]

S-shut up! So you have a stone gun...thing. I've seen crazier things.

[like a heat haze laughing at him.

or living two days for decades.]

[techbane]

So I told you something about me. Now it's your turn! C'mon, entertain me.