first post or something idek

[heathazed]

[for someone who has seen a bunch of deaths in different ways, there are very few things that surprise Hibiya any more.

Being in a strange place sure was strange, though. Especially the fact that there was no Hiyori. Or that white haired guy. Wait, he didn't recognize anything! Did something happen? He remembers passing out and then....what?]

Hey, hey, someone! What day is it? This is really important.

[what happened while he was out cold? It's not like he was taken into some sci-fi crap. He just needed to know where Hiyori was and the date. Nothing more, nothing less.]

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[heathazed]

But that's just lying then.

[techbane]

Your point?

[heathazed]

Can't you just get a real job?

[techbane]

Nope! Nope, not getting a job! Noooope! [Gumi's been telling her to get a job for over a year. didn't get one then, NOT GETTING ONE NOW, N O P E .]

[heathazed]

[he laughs a bit] Oh come on, it can't be that bad.

[techbane]

I've got a good streak going on here, eighteen years of unemployment going on nineteen. Not breaking it!

[heathazed]

Well, it's not my fault if you don't have money then.

[he points to what she had turned into rock]

Maybe you can make like....rock...things. Like statues. But not with people, of course.

[techbane]

....... Huh.

I never thought of that. [WELP.]

[heathazed]

See? [smile] Maybe someone would buy that.

[techbane]

Maybe one of those weird old ladies who collect lawn ornaments.

[heathazed]

I didn't know you actually cared who bought it.

[techbane]

[nope not listening anymore. WHOOPS.]

Or that drunk Russian Gumi with the tank...

[heathazed]

Are you even listening to me any more?!

[techbane]

... Hah? You're still here?

[heathazed]

Well, I thought you were talking to me.

[he crosses his arms]

Your mind is as empty as your wallet.

[techbane]

Like hell it is!!

[heathazed]

Yeah, it is, you can't even pay attention to someone else talking to you!

[sorry, but this kid is sassy and the rest is history.]

[techbane]

'Cuz I don't need to!

best friends

[heathazed]

Well, maybe I told you something important!

[he smirks]

And now you'll never know~

they'll have friendship bracelets and everything

[techbane]

H-hah! I already know everything I needta know!

she's getting sassed by a 10 year old

[heathazed]

Ohhh? Are you sure?

[a wink]

100% sure?

such is the life of a loser like her

[techbane]

Yes! 200% sure!

[heathazed]

[and he just laughs]