On this episode of "Gakupriest is a Doofus"...

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[So, Gakupriest's been doing some reading. No surprise there. He's out somewhere, found a comfy place to sit, and is just...surrounded by books. He's flipped through most of them, but just can't seem to concentrate. Some odd feeling of restlessness impossible quite shake.

Then he spots a rather sizable stick not too far away from his sitting spot. He sets down the book he'd had in his hands at that particular moment and picks it up, examining it. For some reason he's reminded that most of the variants of himself he's met are swordsman. A strange idea to him, since traditionally the Priest class wasn't allowed to wield bladed weapons. He'd probably just hurt himself if he even picked up an actual sword.

...

Looking to the left.

Looking to the right.

Coast looks clear.

He stands, stick-sword in hand, and slowly, awkwardly, imitates what he's seen other Gakupos do. Emphasis on "awkwardly".

Somebody take that thing away from him before he really does manage to hurt himself.]

Comments

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

But you love books almost as much as you love floozies!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[HE OPENS HIS MOUTH TO OBJECT.

Then closes it.]

...I like classy ladies too.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

But they wouldn't be caught dead with you.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

And what makes you so sure, huh?

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

Just look at yourself!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

What about me? I can be perfectly classy!

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

You just hit yourself on the head. Not classy.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

I was out of my element, that's all! In it I'm completely classy.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

Your "element" is classy? I doubt it!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Is there anything classier than being surrounded by books?

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

Lots of things! Like... suits, champagne... being anything but a priest...

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Why anything but a priest, huh?

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

... I guess the coat-thingy... was a bit classy... A little.

But priests aren't supposed to be classy!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[Clears his throat.] Of high class, rank, or grade; stylish; admirably smart; elegant.

I do believe I fall under all those categories.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

You're of high rank?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Priests are considered of high rank, yes.

[Only kind of, but who are we to split hairs, eh?]

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

What a messed up hierarchy!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

What do you mean!? Being a servant of God is a very high honor!

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

In some messed up, distorted world!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

The hell kinda place do you come from where it isn't?

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

It's the normal world! What do you want me to call it?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Nothing you've ever said about it sounds any kind of normal.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

Because you're from the distorted world!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'm from the normal world and yours is the distorted one!

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

No way, no way! Everything about my world is more real!