On this episode of "Gakupriest is a Doofus"...

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[So, Gakupriest's been doing some reading. No surprise there. He's out somewhere, found a comfy place to sit, and is just...surrounded by books. He's flipped through most of them, but just can't seem to concentrate. Some odd feeling of restlessness impossible quite shake.

Then he spots a rather sizable stick not too far away from his sitting spot. He sets down the book he'd had in his hands at that particular moment and picks it up, examining it. For some reason he's reminded that most of the variants of himself he's met are swordsman. A strange idea to him, since traditionally the Priest class wasn't allowed to wield bladed weapons. He'd probably just hurt himself if he even picked up an actual sword.

...

Looking to the left.

Looking to the right.

Coast looks clear.

He stands, stick-sword in hand, and slowly, awkwardly, imitates what he's seen other Gakupos do. Emphasis on "awkwardly".

Somebody take that thing away from him before he really does manage to hurt himself.]

Comments

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

That doesn't even make any sense!

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

Rrr... You wouldn't understand, anyways.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

...Go ahead. Try me.

[1/2]

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

The real flowers are much more colorful. The sky's bigger, and the oceans are deeper. The way the sun shines...

[2/2]

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

Everything I see with these stupid glasses- it's all fake!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

...So it's the glasses, then.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

Of course! So I've been trying to get them off- go home- whatever!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

I'm working on both of those. That's what all this is for. [Motions to the piles of books he'd been sitting by.]

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

When you're not trying to be an idiot samurai.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

All the other Gakupos are good at swords, okay?

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

There was one that was classy, too. We can't all be everything. ★

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah, there was a Rin that was actually cute, too.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

I'm extremely cute!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Cute as a rabid dog, maybe.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

You just can't appreciate girls without big chests, Perverted Priest.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Yes I can. You're just plain scary.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

I'm perfectly non-scary and cute! Name one flat-chested girl you appreciate!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

The Mikus around here aren't exactly gifted in the chest area and I appreciate them just fine.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

... ... ...


Miku doesn't count!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

And why not?