No this has nothing to do with Negima

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[Gakupriest is out and about with a few books to keep him company. No surprise there. But upon opening one of them, he stops in his tracks, confused.]

...This book has no print.

((OOC: Mind reading journal! The holder will see the thoughts of people nearby.))

Comments

[atyourcommand]

_{[behind you]}

This unit is not aware of the location of the local printing presses. It cannot assist.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[FUUUU--stop scaring him like that!]

...Th-thanks anyway.

[atyourcommand]

_{[moving up to inspect it]}

Is there an ISBN code?

_{[what results from the book is an absolute mess of multiple lines, fonts and sizes constantly writing over each other]}

( TAC.LOGIC NO TARGETS IN RADIUS NONTHREAT PRIORITY LOW--
No data from [AI LIST MONITOR] local CAI cannot conclude--
SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR--
at least I managed to get that damn Emulator to turn off; all that's left is Tac Logics. Damn Central AIs--
PERSONALITY EMULATOR NOT ACTIVE AT THIS TIME, REACTIVATE? Y/N
00101100010110111010111000010101000011101010101010000100111101111011000111001101110001110100101-- )

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

What's a--woah.

[H-he doesn't understand most of it yet he tries to keep up anyway.]

[atyourcommand]

Interplanetary Standard Book Number. Reference code.

( -REPORTED DISORDER IN BIOLOGICAL UNIT POSSIBLE PRIORITY UPDATE COMBAT SETTING MEDIUM-LOW
No data from [SITUATION ANALYSIS AND TACTICS AI] local CAI unable to conclude transferring control priority to Biological--
SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR--
-should be all that's left and WAIT, WHAT THE SHIT--
POWER PRIORITY TO COMBAT SYSTEMS PERSONALITY EMULATOR SHUTTING DOWN
--110101000101110010011011100010101011001110000101011110101001110101010100100111-- )

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[All that sounds a lot like the stuff she'd been spouting when she was in his room...

He turns the book so Miki can see.]

Does...does any of this look familiar to you?

[atyourcommand]

One moment please-

( -BIOLOGICAL CONTROL PRIORITY ACCEPTED PRIORITY TARGET OBJECT ACQUISITION NONLETHAL SETTINGS CALCULATING TRAJECTORIES--
No data backfeed from Biological Interpreter possible feed error analysing--
SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR--
--FUCK! If the CAIs gets a hold of this then- wait how is it even doing that? Hold it this could actually be useful and oh great now Tac Logics is in combat mode--
NO DATA
--11011101111011100011110111101011100011010100011110101011100110101-- )

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[Can't see any more of the garbled computer nonsense, so he'll do as he's told and wait for a reaction.]

[atyourcommand]

((ooc: I hope it's not too nonsensical))

_{[having something of an internal battle before-]}

Could you hand that book over please?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

((ooc: Nah, I get it. Mr. Medieval McDarkAges doesn't.))

Uhm...sure. [Offerin' it, if a little cautiously.]

[atyourcommand]

_{[taking it and tucking it neatly under an arm]}

Thank you.

_{[flips it open again to double check, before snapping it back shut]}

Is there anything you require assistance with?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[There may have been a new "Was that a good idea...?" in there.]

I, uh...I don't think so.

...Wait. I don't think I ever got your name.

[atyourcommand]

SF-A2 'Lience' Class Combat/Covert Ops Android, designation 'Miki', unit registration number EX464081.

_{[reopens the book and turns it around so that only Gakupo can read it]}

Please read the fourth lines in each segment.

( -SUBOBJECTIVE COMPLETE UNABLE TO REPORT TO STRATEGIC INTERFACE: 406 NO CONNECTION ERROR-
Awaiting back-ping from Biological Interface. CAI resuming control in 0:56 seconds--
--SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR--
Hello. Can you read this?
NO DATA
--01110100110110101001101011101010011110101010101001101101-- )

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[Adjusts his glasses.]

Yes, I can read it.

[atyourcommand]

( --NO THREATS DETECTED TAC.LOGICS STANDING DOWN COMBAT PRIORITY
CAI resuming control in 0:49 seconds--
-SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR-
Alright I don't have a lot of time before the CAI kicks back in but: I'm the actual Miki under all this. You don't look the type to want an assassin and... well, I... kinda need all the help I can get.
NO DATA
--00111011101110100110111100011010111000111010110001101-- )

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Ah--yes, I'd be more than happy to help. What can I do?

[atyourcommand]

( --AWAITING FURTHER INPUT.
CAI resuming control in 0:36 seconds--
-SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR-
Questions, I'm afraid. Do you know any experienced programmers in this area? And... speaking of which, where is this place? Which planet is it? Also... at the moment, the damn CAI will take orders from anyone. Anyone. Any people I should... well, avoid?
NO DATA
--1001110100101001110100011101010100011101101011001110101-- )

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

I remember hearing something about a scientist here, but I don't remember his name...and none of us really know where this is. As for people to avoid, there's a version of me with red, glowing glasses. Also possibly a Len with silver hair.

how do I keep forgetting to set the icons...

[atyourcommand]

( --DATA INPUT CONFIRMED CREATING PROFILE IDS MARK TARGETS DISENGAGEMENT PRIORITY
CAI resuming control in 0:17 seconds--
-SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR-
Thanks! Argh really running out of time- it means a lot! I haven't really been able to talk to anyone and- gah if the CAI realises what I'm up to it'll veto me and then I'll be screwed - um...
NO DATA
--00111011101110100110111100011010111000111010110001101-- )

I know your pain, broski

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Of course. I'll see if I can find that scientist. If I do then I'll let him know you need help and point him in your direction.

[atyourcommand]

( --CAI PINGBACK: TAC.LOGICS RAISING COMBAT PRIORITY AREA SCANNING
CAI resuming control in 0:05 seconds--
-SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR-
THANK YOU SO MUCH-crap it'll be back in a sec- the AI will turn back on real soon; whatever it says DO NOT GIVE IT ORDERS it's an assassin and it can misint-
CAI PINGBACK: SYSTEM REINITIALISING
--01110100110110101001101011101010011110101010101001101101-- )

[atyourcommand]

PERSONALITY EMULATOR REACTIVATED

_{[shuts the book with a sudden whud]}

-Uwah!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[Jumps a bit, remembering what "Miki" had said, but just to be safe...]

Are you alright?

[atyourcommand]

System's running fine!

[atyourcommand]

-some hardware damage and software data corruption-