No this has nothing to do with Negima

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[Gakupriest is out and about with a few books to keep him company. No surprise there. But upon opening one of them, he stops in his tracks, confused.]

...This book has no print.

((OOC: Mind reading journal! The holder will see the thoughts of people nearby.))

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[defender]

[sitting quite a distance away, cracking open a can of soda]

Perhaps it's meant to be written in.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

I don't usually find diaries and the like in the library.

[defender]

Could I take a look?

[rises from her seat -- as she gets closer, words start to appear on the page at an alarming rate:]

( Surely it was simply left behind by someone. )

( ...the chances of that Len arriving are not high, but... still. The police force should have some plan in the event that a person like that were to arrive. I had assumed that all members were instructed in basic combat and could hold back the average criminal, but if someone like me the Demon King to arrive, the results could be disastrous. The conflicts within Shooter's party seem strained as is; we do not need another party like it. What the girl said about arrivals coming from the same world all at once seems to be true, at any rate -- )

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

*Beaten to the punch, but--*

They usually call those "diaries."

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

I'm not accustomed to finding them on library shelves.

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

. . . I guess that is a little odd.

*And on the journal's pages: "That is unusual--mikumikumikumikumiku . . ."*

[megurineluki.livejournal.com]

Why are you reading it, then?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

It would be a bit difficult to read something with no words.

[megurineluki.livejournal.com]

Have you thought about not staring at it so intensely?

[normalatlast]

[SUDDENLY, leaning over your book...] Maybe the ink is invisible!!


[And if that book really can read thoughts, then there should be a perfect illustration of a rainbow colored rubber duck in an eye-patch and fedora over the words: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUquackDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUI like the internet it's like a magic porn box!]

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[W-woah what

What

What is this

What is the internet and where can I get it]

[normalatlast]

[Still looking at your book. And no, he doesn't recognize his own thoughts.] Ooo, nifty! I've always wanted a duck like that!

[Meanwhile, his thoughts seem to continue;
The internet is really really great
For porn
I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait
For porn
There's always some new site,
For porn!
I browse all day and night
For porn!
It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light
For porn!]

[atyourcommand]

_{[behind you]}

This unit is not aware of the location of the local printing presses. It cannot assist.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[FUUUU--stop scaring him like that!]

...Th-thanks anyway.

[atyourcommand]

_{[moving up to inspect it]}

Is there an ISBN code?

_{[what results from the book is an absolute mess of multiple lines, fonts and sizes constantly writing over each other]}

( TAC.LOGIC NO TARGETS IN RADIUS NONTHREAT PRIORITY LOW--
No data from [AI LIST MONITOR] local CAI cannot conclude--
SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR SYSTEM ERROR--
at least I managed to get that damn Emulator to turn off; all that's left is Tac Logics. Damn Central AIs--
PERSONALITY EMULATOR NOT ACTIVE AT THIS TIME, REACTIVATE? Y/N
00101100010110111010111000010101000011101010101010000100111101111011000111001101110001110100101-- )

[neonlightdream.livejournal.com]

[Overhears him. Looks like someone was tricked.]

I hope you didn't pay for it.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

No, thankfully, I got it from the libra--

[Please pardon his rude double-take, there.]

[stars_struck]

...?

[DIAL TONE]

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[Bikini armor babe = attention stealer.] Ah, hello.

[3detect]

MYSTERIOUS!!

Did someone steal all the text?!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

...I don't think you can steal text from a book.

[irritatedstatus.livejournal.com]

Aaaa, did you finally find a book to match your skull? Or would that be one of those dirty magazines?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Har dee har. Somebody probably just left it on the shelves as a prank.

[was_no_monster]

[glancing up from his own (e)book]

...Did you not check the contents before you picked it up?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sure I remember picking this one up...