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[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

[ G-Gakupo doesn't think all the other Vocaloids know enough katas and iaido to be wielding swords and toting other scary RPG-esque weapons, especially the twins (and more importantly, each inebriated Meiko and Meito in the new taverns). Sooo, he'll just sit in his safe little corner with his PC, wrapped in a purple Toeto hoodie as the kids go about their most recent game and use the free time to work on a new song. Something about missing a girl who never really notices you're there or gives you the time of day - oh, and she has pink hair. fffff.

It's dangerous to go alone! ... SO HE WON'T. Visit him if you're tired of being a warrior, tank or whatever else and need a little grounding. He has OJ! ]

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[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

Everyone has off-days.

[ PROUDLY sits in his purple hoodie, sniff. It's a vegging afternoon, apparently, and along with OJ is a plate of sliced eggplants next to a knee. ]

Besides, I'm relaxing.

[vocaloidiot]

... well, I guess I can't argue that point. I would have thought you'd have approved of the elevated level of derring-do, though!

[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

You're all being historical enough for an army of Gackpoids. It makes me yearn for the internet.

[vocaloidiot]

Hahaha! Hey, letting loose a little's fun sometimes. We don't get to do this stuff on a daily basis.

[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

I do.

[ Hence, he's branching out into ... normal things. ]

... No one gave you a sword, did they?

[vocaloidiot]

I left it at home. Apparently I'm just a fighter and don't get to hurl around plasma or explode things with the power of my massive mind.

[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

[ Facepalms. ]

Oh, what a ... shame. You know, Kaito, I can teach you iaido if you ever want to learn.

[vocaloidiot]

Hmm... I'm not against it, sure, but I'm not sure if it'd work. I've got a good old straight longsword rather than anything else.

[singingterror]

I was half expecting you to wield a giant ice lolly stick myself... though allowing you to eat your own weapon would be a bit of a problem...

[vocaloidiot]

... I'll leave that up to the Legendary Hero Kaito, wherever he is.

[singingterror]

So you don't want a giant lolly on a stick? For shame!

[vocaloidiot]

Just not to hit people with.

[singingterror]

So? Wouldn't be the first time a fantasy character started swinging something horribly impractical into combat.

[vocaloidiot]

And then it would break! And the entire world would be deeply saddened!

[singingterror]

Kaiiito, it's Fantasy!

It'd only break at a highly dramatic moment! Like a boss fight or something. So long as you eat it before then you'll be fine, and then you can smack things around with the stick instead!

[vocaloidiot]

Then it wouldn't have nearly the attack power! Besides, the first taste of a fresh new ice cream is always a dramatic moment!

1/2

[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

Be a samurai, Kaito! Any other swordsman isn't half as refined - and we can dance triumphantly on the bloody bodies of our enemies in the chilling moonlight!

[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

[ ... Sips OJ. ]

[vocaloidiot]

........... leaving most of that beside, I haven't even got the class change quest yet!

[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

The what-what?

[vocaloidiot]

I can't just choose to be a samurai! I'd have to quest for it, and stuff!

[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

... Kids.

[vocaloidiot]

I've got years on you, for a start! It's just the way this place works!

[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

Maturity isn't measured in years.

[ Clearly, it's measured in how badass a samurai you are and how awesome your dances are. ]

Sit down, we'll surf the net and look at manly youtube videos.

[vocaloidiot]

... that's the most bizarre sidequest I've ever heard.

[sitting down anyway]