(no subject)

[lilasamurai.livejournal.com]

[ G-Gakupo doesn't think all the other Vocaloids know enough katas and iaido to be wielding swords and toting other scary RPG-esque weapons, especially the twins (and more importantly, each inebriated Meiko and Meito in the new taverns). Sooo, he'll just sit in his safe little corner with his PC, wrapped in a purple Toeto hoodie as the kids go about their most recent game and use the free time to work on a new song. Something about missing a girl who never really notices you're there or gives you the time of day - oh, and she has pink hair. fffff.

It's dangerous to go alone! ... SO HE WON'T. Visit him if you're tired of being a warrior, tank or whatever else and need a little grounding. He has OJ! ]

Comments

[vocaloidiot]

... I'll leave that up to the Legendary Hero Kaito, wherever he is.

[singingterror]

So you don't want a giant lolly on a stick? For shame!

[vocaloidiot]

Just not to hit people with.

[singingterror]

So? Wouldn't be the first time a fantasy character started swinging something horribly impractical into combat.

[vocaloidiot]

And then it would break! And the entire world would be deeply saddened!

[singingterror]

Kaiiito, it's Fantasy!

It'd only break at a highly dramatic moment! Like a boss fight or something. So long as you eat it before then you'll be fine, and then you can smack things around with the stick instead!

[vocaloidiot]

Then it wouldn't have nearly the attack power! Besides, the first taste of a fresh new ice cream is always a dramatic moment!

[singingterror]

You could set it on fire!

Besides, you eat it over a bowl, any bits that fall off will still be safe, and can be eaten at leisure!

[vocaloidiot]

And then I wouldn't have a gigantic ice-cream! That's plainly bad logic right there.

[singingterror]

Haha, by that logic, you'll never be able to eat any ice cream at all, because if you did, you wouldn't have it any more!

[vocaloidiot]

There's a loss ratio! I can only eat so fast, and then the sun will claim the rest of it and turn it into milkshake, which is no fun for anyone!

[singingterror]

Hmm... that's true. You could always share it, though! Like a communal Kaito / People Who Also Love Ice Cream thing. That could be fun!

[vocaloidiot]

. . . . . . .

Share it.

[singingterror]

Well, it's either that or it goes to waste, right?

[vocaloidiot]

No! What about the 'in my mouth' c) option?!

[singingterror]

You said you wouldn't be able to eat it fast enough!

[vocaloidiot]

Don't you point out my logical shortcomings when you're talking about my giving up my beloved!

[singingterror]

Let me put it this way; if we can't justify it, guess what you aren't getting for Christmas.

[vocaloidiot]

It's not like people get me anything except new and unusual forms of pain and suffering!

[singingterror]

Well then, you won't mind if I mix things around a bit, then!

[vocaloidiot]

I know that trick! I've heard it before!

[singingterror]

Eh? What trick?

[vocaloidiot]

Pretending to be nice.

/2

[singingterror]

[...]

[singingterror]

What's wrong with trying to be nice to people?!