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[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Guys, guys. If my girlfriend is suddenly three foot tall, that's not... morally wrong, is it? It's just height, right? Even if she has that hat on... Ahahaha, god. Anyone got a spare Luka shell I can upload some data onto?

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[vocaloidiot]

[absolutely normal size]

...

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Kaito! You're Kaito-size again! How did you do it.

[vocaloidiot]

Ancient mystical Kaito secret also if you say something like that I'm not wholly sure you're allowed to complain about Sakine anymore.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

What? What? Why are we talking about her?

[vocaloidiot]

--on the general scale of things I'm pretty sure that seriously wondering about a three foot version of your girlfriend is worse than imagining her sparkly, sparkly college days!

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

It's not her fault Luka's like that! Stop saying things about Sakine that I don't understand!

And on the last episode...

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

[ snoozing away quite happily, rolling over to cling to Luka]

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[is very tiny

but clinging back anyway]

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Mmmmffpph. [squeezes, trying to work out in her sleep why she isn't as comfy as usual]

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[kind of thinks that maybe she should say something, but doesn't]

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Mm, Luka. I mmm ffmmm sake. [zzzz]

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

... M-Meiko-san.

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

*Also normal size*

. . . No.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

[clings to] But there are so many of you around! There must be some sort of factory making blank shells, without any personality on yet...

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

What exactly are you planning to do when your Luka returns to normal and finds you dallying with a duplicate of herself?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to screw a duplicate of Luka! I'm going to upload her data into a new shell, because apparently, she just grew into Toeto.

[iluvbumblebee.livejournal.com]

And how do you know that one won't also turn into Toeto?

[derederejava.livejournal.com]

...Is it morally wrong for her to be tiny?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

She barely reaches my hip! This is going to put me in the same league as Sensei!

[derederejava.livejournal.com]

Well...I guess if she's the same Luka on the inside...?

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[btw said three foot tall girlfriend has been attached to your leg ever since you left the house]

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Uh... you okay down there? Want to ride on my shoulders?

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

I'm fine.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? I mean, you're clinging to me, Luka.

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

Is there a problem?