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[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Guys, guys. If my girlfriend is suddenly three foot tall, that's not... morally wrong, is it? It's just height, right? Even if she has that hat on... Ahahaha, god. Anyone got a spare Luka shell I can upload some data onto?

Comments

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

Is there a problem?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

You're just not really the clingy-in-public type.

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

I'm not?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Well, sometimes you hold my hand, or carry me home, but you're never this... timid.

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

I'm less than half your size. I can't carry you home.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Can I carry you home?

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

... Okay.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

You're way too cute like this. I almost feel bad for enjoying it...

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

It's better than if you hated it...

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

How could I ever hate it? It's you, only cuter!

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

... I guess ...

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

There's no need to guess it, Luka, because it's definitely true.

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

Still, when I look like this, it kind of puts a hamper on things...

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey. You're still Luka! Don't let your size hold you back.

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[stares up at her] Seriously?

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Seriously!

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[staaaaares]

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

...

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you complained about Sakine-san.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Eh? What's that supposed to mean?

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

It means that I currently look about eight years old.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

You don't look eight! You just look... tiny.

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

[pulls hat over eyes huffily] Eight.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

There's no way you look eight! ... ten, at least.

[agentlesong.livejournal.com]

That isn't better!