Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

-- Oh, it's you.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

You go on hiatus a month, suddenly everything's crazy. What happeed?

and for the record, by that I meant OMG IT'S YOU

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Len was stupid.

I WAS MOVING, LIFE WAS CRAZY :'D

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Len's USUALLY stupid. How was he stupid this time?

SOB SOB you've been missed \o/

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Actually, you should ask him.

I AM BACK NOW, HUZZAH /o/

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

He said I should ask you! Jeeze, everyone's not saying anything!

\o\ /o/

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Well, you clearly haven't been pressing him hard enough!

\^o^/

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

I could punch him, did he make you cry?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

You could. [elegantly avoiding the second half of that sentence]

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

... okay, seriously, what happened?

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[... siiigh] He broke my tender maiden heart.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Did he? I'll beat him into a pulp.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Go for it.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Can do!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

You're a good me, me.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

I try! If he's being a jerk, he should be punished.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I mean, I already drove him over, but a repeat performance couldn't hurt.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

[brb CONFLICT OF INTEREST HERE :|a]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[WHAT CONFLICT

surely your loyalties lie with YOURSELF]

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

[WELL YES BUT

BUT I'M ALSO ME, AHHHHHH]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[get in the roadroller

flatten Len

EVERYONE WINS]

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

[but do I still get a date after that ...]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[you're not getting any dates at any point in time because LEN IS A MORON that is the point here]

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

[well yes okay I SEE THAT NOW we're doing this violence thing]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOURSELF]