Ever have one of those feelings?

[vocaloidiot]

[looks up suddenly from what he was doing - mostly, lazing about in the park - and deadpans like a master]

--aaah... I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in blatant stupidity and were suddenly silenced.

I fear something's terrible happened.



(ooc: since I've been asked, source.)

Comments

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

[but do I still get a date after that ...]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[you're not getting any dates at any point in time because LEN IS A MORON that is the point here]

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

[well yes okay I SEE THAT NOW we're doing this violence thing]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOURSELF]

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

You know what, let's you and me elope instead.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

'Kay.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

And HE'S not invited.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

He can't watch, either.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Haha, in his dreams.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Man, I can't believe I haven't thought of this before.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

It's totally the best option, especially when ALL LENS ARE JERKFACES.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Well, some of them are actually okay...

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

I thought mine was, but he was a jerk too.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Oh, but I guess the Akuno Len is okay.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

He's sweet! And he gave me cake. Still hasn't gotten over Miku-nee, though, which is kind of a shame.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

That's just how he's written, though. Even if he loves Miku-nee, he chose us over her.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's true. Plus, the whole dying for our sake thing really scores him some serious points.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

And at least HE'S a gentleman.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Yeeeah. And the other Len? Took me on a date. Like, an actual date! And I told him everything that we should do and he did it. This one? This one can't even compare. [siiighs] I miss him...

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Lucky--I haven't been on one, I was hoping mine would wise up, but noooooooooo ...

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

This one's useless. This is why we're eloping.

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

Right! He deserves it.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

And besides, we're so much more intelligent and emotionally developed and generally better than him!

[rinflection.livejournal.com]

And smarter, and prettier, and more versatile! Jeeze, who needs him!