you were waiting for this one, don't lie

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

[ hey DR.

you see the luka smashing a phone with her foot over there?

you might want to steer clear of her. especially you lukas and lens! especially lens.

smash smash smash smash.

clearly, this one isn't in a very good mood. ]

Comments

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

Eh?

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something?

/3

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

Um, no, nothing. It's just that the Len-kun Luka-san knows doesn't sound very--

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

[-- MOMENT OF REALIZATION --]

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

N-no way...

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

L-Len-kun isn't... Luka-san's boyfriend, is he?

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

A-Ah... It seems that I've been found out.

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

B-but Len-kun is so... tiny!

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

Tiny...? So you did it with him and saw it?

[ misunderstandings are lovely aren't they ]

W-What are you implying, exactly?

lmfao i knew this would happen

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

[l-let's just pretend she didn't hear the first part] Because, Len-kun is only thirteen, and this-- [holds up a hand at about chest-level] tall!

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

...That's impossible. Len is only a year younger than I am, not five and he can't be that short, even if he is younger.

Are you sure you're a friend of his?

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

O-of course I'm sure! Luka-san's Len-kun is... old?

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

He's eighteen, to be exact.