you were waiting for this one, don't lie

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

[ hey DR.

you see the luka smashing a phone with her foot over there?

you might want to steer clear of her. especially you lukas and lens! especially lens.

smash smash smash smash.

clearly, this one isn't in a very good mood. ]

Comments

omg.

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

[u-um.]

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

[ smash smash smashity smash smash who needs a phone with only one guys' number on it ffft smash smash.

...uh, give her a moment to notice you? ]

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

[well okay

she's kind of too stunned to go anywhere anyway]

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

[ didn't i see you out with my boyfriend sometime ago what is this --

stopping her smashing for now ]

Ah, my apologies. Was I disrupting something?

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

Um... why was Luka-san stepping on her phone?

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

Oh, this?

...It was already broken, so I figured I might as well take out my anger on it by breaking some more.

[inescapablepull.livejournal.com]

[well that doesn't sound like a very... Luka-y thing to do...] ... O-oh.

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

I'm very sorry if I was causing some commotion with this, it wasn't my intention.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

I swear I didn't do anything wrong I'm not even that drunk right now.

/2

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

[ -- hey you look kind of familiar did i see you with my boyfriend before

stops smashing for a moment ]

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

O-Oh. Hello, there.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Hey. How's it going, Luka?

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

Just fine.

...May I ask how you know my name?

/2

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Mostly because I wake up next to you every morning.

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Uh. Not you-you. A roboty version of you...

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I shouldn't have asked.

But I suppose it's nice to meet you...

[ and now i can keep an eye on you justtt in case ]

[sloshbot.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. It all sounds kind of weird, eh? But you'll get used to it, Luka.

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

I'll managed, I'm sure.

And, if it isn't too much trouble, would you know of a place where I can get a new phone?

[riprelease.livejournal.com]

[..........shit.]

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

[ there might be a few pieces of her phone flying your way at light speed just fyi? ]

[riprelease.livejournal.com]

[And he quickly moves out of the way. orz. The only other him he should worry about is Acute!self.]

Luka.

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

[ turns around and holy crap -- ]

Should I ask as to why we look similar or is it just coincidence?

[riprelease.livejournal.com]

If I tell you the truth, you won't throw any more phone pieces at me?

[stranglethyneck.livejournal.com]

Oh. Forgive me. I wasn't intentionally throwing them.

But I don't mind if you don't want to tell me.

[riprelease.livejournal.com]

Let me guess. It's a bastard boyfriend?

Anyways, uh, well, I'm kind of the "boy version" of Luka. Name is Luki.