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[blows away a large chunk of bus]

[ 8'D don't worry, it's not permanent. probably ]

Riiin.

Riiiiiin.

Waaaaaaaah!

Why is the sake gone, Riiin?

[cryyyy]

My beautiful masterpieces! And all my oranges, and candy!

[CLINGS TO, SOBBING]

[HOLDS]

We'll make her pay.

We will, we will, won't we?

We will. She's getting her own anime, right? She'll have to buy us a new bus or maybe an actual house.

That's what I said! But she was like, "I don't know about anything like that", and then when I said she should sue, she wouldn't.

Well, we'll just have to sue her first.

But then she won't have any money to give us when we win the lawsuit!

...

Do we have to get her a lawyer so she can sue and get her royalties and pay us when we actually sue her?

... Kinda yeah.

... let's just kick her until we make her cry.

Are you kidding? She'll blow our heads off! And probably the rest of our body parts with the same shot, too!

[... turns to stare at the moeblob]

... I don't know...

[POINTS BACK TO THE BUS] Do you wanna end up like that?!

That's because she thought there was a monster there.

But if she starts thinking of us as a threat, she'll blow us up, too!

We'll use the roadroller.

Who says she won't blow that up?!

Bah. I thought that thing was sturdier than that.

Look, no amount of sturdiness is going to help against giant plasma blasts!

Well, isn't it about time you upgraded it, then?

Upgraded it to what?

I don't know, a nuclear tank?