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[hamsterloid.livejournal.com]

Um! Um! Everyone was having so much fun with charts, I made one, too! [She stands by her chart, looking extremely proud.]

CHOCOLATE	VANILLA	STRAWBERRY	MINT
Delicious-level: ♥♥♥♥♥	Delicious-level: ♥♥♥♥♥	Delicious-level: ♥♥♥♥♥	Delicious-level: ♥♥♥♥♥
♪Delicious! ♪Makes you bouncy! ♪Add chocolate sprinkles and syrup!	♪A classic! ♪The absolute best for adding toppings to! ♪Works well with other flavors, too!	♪Cute and girly! ♪Best when it comes with real chunks of strawberry! ♪If you wear pink, then it doesn't stain!	♪If you want to be classic, but rebellious! ♪Really popular when you add chocolate! ♪But good alone, too, delicious alone!

Comments

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

And why did they make you so small?

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

*Mysteries of liiiife how will he ever answer them?!*

W-well...they made you sh-shorter than most of the o-other Vocaloids too...

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

But Kaito-nii's tall!

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

W-well I'm not su-supposed to be the ex...exact same as him...



Kikaito Ni-sama's taller than Kaito-san!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

I can tell! Even compared to him, you're way too spineless, you know?

Who's that?

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

*SPINELESS--...No she's right. :( *



O-oh! Kikaito Ni-sama is my big brother! He's yellow!
N-not really finished, so he d-doesn't really have f-feelings though...

*He's still, like, the best brother in the whole world though. Nigaito is very certain of this, his logic is unbreakable.*

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Is he a Kaito-nii palette swap, too?

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

*Well, if you're going to keep referring to them like that...*

Y...yes.

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Just how many are there?!

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

U...umm, w-well...

*Starts counting on his sleeve-covered fingers.* M-me, Kikaito Ni-sama, Akaito-san, Taito Ni-sama, Umm...I thi-think one of us i-is brown...and Ni-sama said th-there was one of us w-with pink hair...that s-sounds really we-weird to me, though...

....A lot?

*That's right, Rin, there's an rainbow army of Kaito variants running around somewhere.*

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

-- Why?!

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

I g-guess humans rea-really like Kaito-san??

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

But he's old, outdated and stupid!

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

...Then ma-maybe they were tr-trying to improve him??

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[gestures towards] And this is the best they could come up with?!

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

....I c-can clean and stuff...


*Nigaito will miss you, self-esteem.*

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

Really? At least that's useful. Kaito-nii's never useful, he's a worthless slob.

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

Wha...n-never? ....He doesn't even d-do the laundry??

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

No way. He just leaves all his dirty clothes on the floor.

[nigaito.livejournal.com]

B-but what if someone trips o-on them!?

*That's messy AND unsafe!*

[hamsterloid.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh! I know! Because smaller is cuter! That's why Rin-chan is so cute, because she's small!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

[ffff-] Damn right, I'm cute!

[hamsterloid.livejournal.com]

Cute and small!

[driveyouflat.livejournal.com]

I'm fourteen years old, so it's only to be expected! [it must be compensation for the lack of IQ]

[hamsterloid.livejournal.com]

True. Rin still has room to grow!