is anyone alive/making robot noises/option C?

[railwayrhythm]

['Sup, DR? It's been a while since we've seen someone new, huh? Do we even have a bus anymore? That thing just keeps fixing itself. Somehow]

[Like it will be in 3.8 seconds. A gorgeous white train with splashes of electric blue rolls into the DR. Tracks appear before it, the railway behind it fading away]

[Actually, make that BLASTING into the DR, steam whirling behind it as it heads straight for--!]

[BOOM]

[the bus flips into the air like a Team Rocket character punched into the sky. A Len in a conductor's cap hops out of the front cab. He gingerly stares at the front of the train and adjusts the bass guitar slung on his back]

Ahhhh~ Who put that thing in the way of my train?

[the bus CRASHES to the ground with a squeal of metal. Well, guys? Is anyone gonna make this guy pay for the damages?]

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[altereaped]

[My sister can hit pretty hard, yeah, but luckily I've never pissed her off enough to liken one of her blows to a literal busload of stuff smacked toward me at high velocity by a speeding train.]

W-what the hell?!

[Yeah, he's just a touch rattled.]

[railwayrhythm]

[Guess you're luckier than KAITO, yeah. I'm sure the busload of stuff just wanted to make friends with your face]

My bad. [flat tone--he doesn't sound sorry] It was in my way.

[but wait, you look like...me....? huh. don't mind if he curiously watches you freak out]

[altereaped]

[I'm not sure I'm built quite that tough, and I'm not eager to find out. Who knows if the Dr. Kagamine repair clinic's even still in operation.]

You...

How about being more careful? You could hurt someone like that.


[This Len, on the other hand, is not at all fazed at the sight of a double. He's met a few.]

[railwayrhythm]

[the KOKOKO/Warum family is an immortal existence, the clinic's not allowed to close]

[he shrugs!] Trains can't stop on a dime. Or a bus. I'm good, but I'm not that good.

[how to deal with odd things? make light of the situation! clearly!]

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[altereaped]

[I'm sure they'll quite enjoy hearing that one.]

...

[altereaped]

[Okay, you know what? He's got no comeback for that one - it sounds legit.]

Fine. Just...you can slow it down now that you're here.

[railwayrhythm]

[HA, HE WINS! a corner of his lips turn up in smug victoryyyy]

Sure. I'll keep her at a crawl. Life-endangering crashes'll be at a minimum.

[altereaped]

I'm so glad to hear you'll be making an effort.

[Great, a Len with the disposition of a Rin. And his own equivalent of the Road Roller.]