And then there was a Rule 63 AU?

[falseidentity]

[So. You've played detective, run away from home with the queen of your country and married her, oh, and of course, killed the demon duke who kidnapped hundreds of women. An then you wake up not in your house in a small town in Elphegort, but some big city that doesn't seem to even resemble anything you've ever seen. Naturally, you'd probably be panicked or afraid or even desperate to get home?

Kachessa Crim? Is just plain tired of all this magic bullshit.

So currently, there is a woman of about 27 sitting on a bench, just staring straight ahead with the most linefacy, deadpan face. She is so done, she just wants to get done with this magic stuff and get on with her happy life with her wife and child. That's it. Nothing more.]

...I really need a different job.

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o/~

[screamsofice]

Only metaphorically. What I was was a Queen.

[she stands at distance mostly out of courtesy. People don't appreciate you unintentionally freezing their bench]

AND BACK!

[falseidentity]

...A queen? Of what country? I don't seem to recall seeing paintings of you in Marlon or Asmodean... Or even Elphegort... Perhaps Levianta?

[She is... Most curious. Surely this woman is am apparition! Perhaps a former queen who could grant her knowledge she doesn't have of another country!]

\o/

[screamsofice]

[she laughs] None of those. I must say, detective seems a more worthy profession.

[would be more sniffing out her brothers' enemies here]

Uuunfortunately, today is a work day and it is long.

[falseidentity]

Unfortunately, it's also gotten me into my fair share of trouble.

[Like with Sati Venomania.]