And then there was a Rule 63 AU?

[falseidentity]

[So. You've played detective, run away from home with the queen of your country and married her, oh, and of course, killed the demon duke who kidnapped hundreds of women. An then you wake up not in your house in a small town in Elphegort, but some big city that doesn't seem to even resemble anything you've ever seen. Naturally, you'd probably be panicked or afraid or even desperate to get home?

Kachessa Crim? Is just plain tired of all this magic bullshit.

So currently, there is a woman of about 27 sitting on a bench, just staring straight ahead with the most linefacy, deadpan face. She is so done, she just wants to get done with this magic stuff and get on with her happy life with her wife and child. That's it. Nothing more.]

...I really need a different job.

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[tormentopink]

House maid suits you.

[Here's a teal haired guy, who is probably slightly taller than the woman. Except that he's fifteen-'ish' on his human age. Although his eyes fixed on Kaiko at beginning, but then he looks at somewhere else.]

Or bakery if you have skills.

[falseidentity]

[Teal. Like Mikulia. Huh. Did she have siblings...? Kachessa isn't sure what to think. Though she'll stare a few moments.]

...I'm afraid being a maid or baking is something I'm not entirely suited to. I've been a detective recently... Perhaps being a woodsman would be more suitable... Less demons and magic.

[And then a pause.]

...Who are you? You remind me of someone I met once, though she was a woman and... No, that last bit wouldn't be important, I suppose...

[tormentopink]

Your job is quite unusual. But nah, I would say you leave the tough jobs for the dudes. Get something else.[He says, then turns completely to her.]

Me? The name is Mikuo.

If the name 'Miku' rings your bell, that would be true. She's my sister. [Except that Kachessa isn't talking about 'his' Miku, yet.]

[falseidentity]

[...Oh. Oh, that hits a sore spot. Kachessa will stand up then, drawing up to her full height. She is, in the end, a proud woman who despises having her skills questioned.]

I am the contessa Kachessa Marilena Crim, the one who solved the disappearances of countless women and slew the Demon Duke of Asmodean! I will not be talked down to by some mere boy!

[...Ahahaha, Kachessa, you're only twenty-six.]

[tormentopink]

Kachessa, huh. Not Kaiko?

Nope, never heard of you.

[Take that. He's straight apparently. Especially when they're in different universe.]

[falseidentity]

...Who is this Kaiko?

[Also, increasingly frustrated with you.]

[tormentopink]

The person who looks like you.

[Dont give him that look.]

[falseidentity]

[She will give that look all she wants, she is tired of what she perceives as disrespect.]

I'm afraid I don't know anyone named Kaiko. Unless she's a distant relative in the Strahl line. That's the only known family to have blue hair in all of Bolganio.

[tormentopink]

No. She belongs to Shion family and she always dressed in winter outfit.

[Then he leans forward to her.]

She's sweeter than you.

[falseidentity]

Yes, well, I'm hardly a typical, demure woman. I enjoy my freedom too much to be used.

["Sweet" in her world is a typical, demure housewife, eternally submissive to her husband, l-lol. Joys of less-than-modern times?]

[tormentopink]

[Mikuo can't hold back his laughter.]

Then what's with the serious face when you enjoy your life? Loosen up a bit! Crime isn't happening much here.

Sort of.

[falseidentity]

...Who says I'm enjoying my life? I keep being dragged into things involving demons and magic and I tire of them.

[That's why she's annoyed at being here. She assumes it's demonic magic at work.]

[tormentopink]

Not anymore in this place.

[Goes sits on the bench.]