What magic is this?

[episodezer0]

[Currently, there is a lost figure, standing in front of a bus. Said person is unsure if this...thing should be attacked or if he should find others to launch a group attack. This contraption doesn't look safe to him, and it could very well be a threat to everyone else.

His hand still rests on his sword, staring in contempt as being so indecisive. Making another mistake would in inexcusable.]

Comments

[hellokittyftw]

[it's another eggplant weirdo!!!]

... Nya?

[episodezer0]

[Incorrect.

He turns at the sound, but jumps back and reaches to withdraw his sword.]

What are you?! [Is it a demon? Not that he believes they exist..]

[hellokittyftw]

K-Kittyler!!

[episodezer0]

[His eyebrows furrow at the answer. It didn't make sense.]

...pardon?

[hellokittyftw]

Iroha is a kittyler and did nyot do anything else to deserve being chopped in two!!

[episodezer0]

You are not making much sense, demon! Speaking in tongues will not help. Away with you, and no harm will come!

[Shoo! SHOO!!]

[hellokittyftw]

Iroha is not a demon!!!

[episodezer0]

Then what are you? [His hand is still at the ready.]

[hellokittyftw]

Iroha already said that Iroha is a kittyler!!

[episodezer0]

What is a...kit-ler? [Was that what she/it said?]

[hellokittyftw]

A kittyler is a kittyler!

[episodezer0]

...so you are some sort of monster? [He doesn't understand.]

[hellokittyftw]

Nyooooo!!

[episodezer0]

You are either a monster, demon, or a witch. No human looks as you do.

[hellokittyftw]

... Vocaloid! [83c]

[episodezer0]

...I grow tired of this. Leave. Now. Our conversation is meaningless, and you anger me.

[hellokittyftw]

Nyooooh, so rude! [fine fine she's leaving]

[episodezer0]

[That's right, weird cat girl. Go find a post to scratch.]