because clearly her life isn't enough pain yet

[cutsbitches]

[well the dressing room has +1 incredibly grumpy catgirl wandering around now]

[what is her life]

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[cutsbitches]

I am going to crush you.

[petitestar]

You know it's really hard to take threats seriously when you look like you'll meow cutely after every sentence.

[cutsbitches]

And you're still hardly a foot tall.

[petitestar]

But more powerful than you. [WENT THERE THAT'S RIGHT]

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[hissssss]

[petitestar]

[that's still cute haha] Ohhh. Can you purr too?

[cutsbitches]

[only for Luka i mean wat] No.

[petitestar]

[wat indeed! don't tempt her to try Saw gosh!] Too bad... Wanted to try the ears next.

[and yet. .....advancing on her to try....... haha]

[cutsbitches]

[try it and she'll punt you again!!]

[petitestar]

[is smaller, faster and can jump really really high. you sure you don't just want to give up your ears for a little bit of petting?]

[cutsbitches]

[hell no get away from me, shortstack >8(]

[petitestar]

[RUSHING AT NOW]

[cutsbitches]

[AIMING A KICK AT]

[petitestar]

[BLOCKING WITH A GIANT ASS SWORD YOU CAN KEEP IT, SHE'S ONLY USING IT FOR LEVERAGE TO SPRING OFF OF, WITH A MID-AIR ROLLING TWIST EVEN, TO TAKE YOUR HEAD FROM BEHIND she'll cling if she's successful just saying]

[cutsbitches]

[slkdfjd trying to shake you off aaagh get off get off]

[petitestar]

[what is this a bucking Saw ride? barely managing to stay on! but it's probably only due to get grabbing Saw's cat ears whoops]

[cutsbitches]

[aaaaaaagh trying to pull you off ow my ears]

[petitestar]

[nooo don't want to let g-- these ears are soft gurl-- let's pet them even though trying to pull her off is happening]

[cutsbitches]

[no-one is allowed to pet my ears except Luka!!!1!]

[petitestar]

[that is okay! we have decided to play with them now. AKA moving them around, tweaking them and flattening them to see if they match Saw's hair!]

[cutsbitches]

[asldk swatting at you]

[petitestar]

[sdfkl;a flicking an ear right back stop that]

[cutsbitches]

[trying to yank you off!!]

[petitestar]

[!! nuts she is yanked off successfully]

[cutsbitches]

[holding you out at arms length. SHALL I DROP YOU DOWN A WELL, THEN?]