because clearly her life isn't enough pain yet

[cutsbitches]

[well the dressing room has +1 incredibly grumpy catgirl wandering around now]

[what is her life]

Comments

[cutsbitches]

[FUCK

THIS IS NOT MY DAY]

What.

[deadscythe]

What has gotten you into a hissy fit? [Oh, this going to go down in history as the best day ever.]

[cutsbitches]

[p-playing it cool!! with ears and tail twitching, yeah]

Nothing.

[deadscythe]

Hmm. That doesn't explain such a crude response moments ago.

[cutsbitches]

You're just being sensitive.

[deadscythe]

So are you.

[cutsbitches]

[FFFFFUUUU]

It's temporary.

[deadscythe]

See?

[Dead Master doesn't even have to try, and she's getting under her skin already.]

[cutsbitches]

[HMPH, TURNING AWAY

tail swishing haughtily

wow this totally isn't helping her image]

[deadscythe]

[Smirks]

Mrow~.

[cutsbitches]

[HISSSS--

... she didn't mean to hiss GO AWAY]

[deadscythe]

[CACKLES]

[cutsbitches]

[THROWS A shoe that happened to be lying nearby AT YOU]

[deadscythe]

[CUTS IT IN HALF, each piece missing her. She's still smiling.]

Bad kitty.

[cutsbitches]

Don't call me that.

[deadscythe]

Or else?

[cutsbitches]

[BIIITCH] I will cut you.

[..... never mind the fact she doesn't have her weapon. UHH.]

[deadscythe]

With your mangy claws? No, thank you.

[Yep, she's being a bitch today.]

[cutsbitches]

[SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE CLAWS!!! just normal people hands. sob.]

How rude.

[deadscythe]

[Oh well.]

Maybe when you're not worrying about fleas, you can dish out threats. [Begins to float away~]

[cutsbitches]

[THROWS ANOTHER SHOE >8(]

[deadscythe]

[Uses her scythe as a bat and knocks it back to her!]

[cutsbitches]

[ducks, hissssssss]