Here, have failure!Rin

[sultry-music.livejournal.com]

[ Once again we find  Dell has lit up another one of his cancer sticks, preparing to take a long drag while looking into the mirror of a...makeup compact?! Wait a moment. That long hair, that revealing outfit....that...chest?! This isn't Dell at all! ]

Any of you seen that brother of mine running around? Guy owes me a pack of smokes


(( ooc: I have a feeling I'm going to regret choosing this obscure chick OTL ))

Comments

ILU MARRY ME

[cigarette-music.livejournal.com]

I owe you nothing Deruko. I gave you a pack last week!

B-but that would be incest! D:

[sultry-music.livejournal.com]

I smoked it all.

Be a good brother and go buy your dear sister another pack!

[cigarette-music.livejournal.com]

You make more money then I do in a week. You clearly have the expenses to buy your smokes yourself instead of freeloading off my stash.

[sultry-music.livejournal.com]

Not my problem. I have to look after an idiot with a alcohol problem. All my smoke money goes to paying off his addiction.

Boss ain't paying me much these days thanks to the economy. Another unworthy hole in my smoke money. Been meaning to ask for a 'raise' if you get my drift.

[beingtsumanne.livejournal.com]

Hi Deruko.

[sultry-music.livejournal.com]

[ How many times was she going to have to tell that imbecile alcoholic to- oh look it's a Haku! False alarm. ]

Oh jeez Haku. Don't go sneaking up on me like that! For a second, I thought you might be that lazy boozer who keeps hanging about me like a stalker.

Enough about me. You doing alright these days?

[beingtsumanne.livejournal.com]

Lazy boozer?

I dunno. I guess. I've been working semi-regularly here, that's new.

[sultry-music.livejournal.com]

...Nevermind. I'm likely paranoid or somethin'.

[ She just waves it off. Casually. ]

Working? Seriously? Never expected you to hold a job. I'm...impressed!

[beingtsumanne.livejournal.com]

Well, y'know, it's doing roadie stuff for the other guys. They probably don't fire me out of pity.

[derederejava.livejournal.com]

[This is the sound of Ruko's brain shattering.]

[sultry-music.livejournal.com]

[ Lucky for Ruko, Deruko can't hear the sound of a shattering brain! ]

What? Do I have a third eye or somethin'?

[derederejava.livejournal.com]

...Nah, you're just a lot easier on the eyes than Grumpy McPoleuphisass.

[sultry-music.livejournal.com]

I'd better be! As cranky as he can be, he's becoming fraught with wrinkles.

I on the other hand have to be free of blemishes or I won't get anywhere in this small town!

[maple-birdsong.livejournal.com]

Smoking is bad for you. *Said the Koto who is randomly here, eating maple syrup. No, not with pancakes, just the maple syrup.*

[sultry-music.livejournal.com]

Smoking's never hurt my health yet!

[maple-birdsong.livejournal.com]

But what if it does?

[sultry-music.livejournal.com]

Huh. It's a chance I have to take!

[maple-birdsong.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it taste bad? *Glug glug glug*