inspired by memebells.

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

[ So, apparently, Miku has decided to set up some kind of fundraiser for SCIENCE! Her has a little stall stand set up, with a tall jar next to her. She's just... stood there, smiling cheerfully. She has a sign at the front of her stand that reads; ]

KISSES: $2
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE CRYPTON SCIENCE ENRICHMENT CENTER (vis-a-vis Kaito)

[ Oh lord. ]

Comments

[idkmybffpingas.livejournal.com]

Sellin' kisses, huh?

APETURE SCIENCE? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN.

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

[ She beams at him and nods. ]

I did some research! You can make a lot of money it seems, it seems~

I'M VERY SURE YOU DO.

[idkmybffpingas.livejournal.com]

You sure can, when yer as good-lookin' as yerself.

NOPE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

[ Hee, ego stroking! Miku giggles to herself and bounces up and down on the balls of her feet. ]

Since the Enrichment Center isn't here, we'll just have to build a new one, right right?

SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS THAT WAS VISIBLE FOR BUT A MOMENT.

[idkmybffpingas.livejournal.com]

So it's like a fundraiser sorta thing, then. I seen this kinda stuff happen before.

LIKE A MYSTERIOUS MASKED SUPERHERO?? =O

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

Yup! I just have to get the money, get people who want to work there, ask Kaito to run it... [ TALK TALK TALK ]

AND A CONVENIENTLY PLACED SUNSET.

[idkmybffpingas.livejournal.com]

DON'T FORGET THE INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

[ TALK TALK TALK TALK-- ]

-- oh! You wouldn't be interested, would you, would you~?

YEAH, THE BEEGEES PERFORMING NIGHT FEVER

[idkmybffpingas.livejournal.com]

Eh?

...Oh. Uhh...



I dunno. I'm not thinkin' I'm in a kissin' mood, Miss Miku. Right appreciatin' the offer an' everything, really, but...maybe another time, y'know?

WHAT ARE YOU INSANE. MORE THAN A FEELING IS THE ULTIMATE INSPIRATIONAL SONG.

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're saying I should do this again sometime, right right? Maybe I'll get everyone else from the Enrichment Center to join in!

HECK YEAH BOSTON -- ERR. I MEAN, MORE THAN A WOMAN WOULD BE BETTER.

[idkmybffpingas.livejournal.com]

Hold on, now, I ain't sayin'...




Y'know what? I just remembered, I gotta go take care a' somethin'. Have yerself a nice an' safe day.

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY HOLE OF LIES.

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

[ Miku looks disappointed and tilts her head. ]

Oh-- okay.

[totally_blue]

[He's second to that word once he reads the sign.

Oh lord.]

Why all of sudden came up with this idea?

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

I did! It's a good idea, right right?

[totally_blue]

[Aside from that, it does seem like a good idea.]

Sounds ridiculous, but it does!

[No way he would turn down Miku's ideas!]

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

I just have to wait for someone to to give me some money! It's foolproof!

[totally_blue]

Hmm, it could be worked. Kissing isn't a free thing to ask.

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

It should work, right right?

[totally_blue]

....Temporary works on my world.

[Tokyo loves Miku.]

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

Hm~ will I make a lot of money then?

[totally_blue]

For the next few hours could be.

Which part of the kissing?

[Looks interested.]

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

... I haven't decided yet!

[totally_blue]

What? You should be more specific! People will get curious sometimes.

[it-are-fact.livejournal.com]

[The Fact Core seems to have noticed your little stall and apparently has something to say about it.]

Kissing can lead to an infectious disease. Mononucleosis, or mono, is the prototypical “kissing disease,” and sexually-transmitted diseases are infamous following some romantic interludes. There are many infections that can be spread through mere kissing alone.
Infectious diseases are spread through several routes of transmission. “Oral transmission” refers to spreading of microbes through saliva, foods or drinks. When a person accidentally consumes microbe-contaminated items, such as saliva during kissing, the swallowing action of the tongue wipes the microbes against the back of the throat, allowing the microbe to enter the body. Infections, such as mononucleosis (the kissing disease), caused by Epstein-Barr virus (EBV), and cytomegalovirus (CMV) are spread via oral transmission from virus-containing saliva.

Other infectious microbes that spread through saliva do so by sticking to the inner surface of the cheeks and mouth, the tongue, or teeth. An example is the bacterium Streptococcus, which can cause an array of infections, including gum disease, throat cancer, and strep throat.

[What? Entirely irrelevant information to robots? Preposterous.]

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

...


Wh-what?

[it-are-fact.livejournal.com]

[What, 'what'? Those facts were perfectly understandable. The Fact Core does not see a problem here.]

The Fact Core was informing you of the hazards of your new occupation. Does The Fact Core need to repeat them?

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

But... I--I'm an android. I can't get sick, right right?

Sorry about the delay, one of my chronic health problems decided to K.O. me for two days

[it-are-fact.livejournal.com]

You could still spread disease.

You should make humans sign wavers that you are not responsible for anything they might catch.

[The Fact Core totally had that in mind from the start.
If anyone says that The Fact Core's facts are not wholly relevant they are lying and dumb.]

no worries, hope you feel better! o/

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

Spread... disease? [ And now Miku's imagining people everywhere in the DR dropping dead of mono. ]

Wah! H--how do I stop that happening?

Getting there! o7

[it-are-fact.livejournal.com]

Use mouth wash in-between kisses.

[However there's a good chance they're made with asbestos so it's possible they can't avoid spreading disease at all.]

*heals with magic!!*

[curiousmiku.livejournal.com]

Excellent idea! Do you have any others?