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[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

[No matter where you are, what you're doing, and what door you're opening -- when you open it, there's blood everywhere and

MIKU IS DEAD.]

Comments

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

Ah, does that make it worse?

[vocaloidiot]

oh my god I'm going to be moved from 'murder' to 'two-timing' not a piece of me will survive when they're done with me

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

Or maybe they'll just charge you with both! Double punishment!

[vocaloidiot]

--why are you sounding like you're enjoying this?!

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

It's fun! Aren't you enjoying it?

[vocaloidiot]

I'm going to die! At least hand me some of that fake blood so I can try to trick them into not beating me senseless!

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

Do you think they'd really fall for it? If you want, I can give you a fake knife to use too.

Oh! Maybe an arrow would be better?

[vocaloidiot]

Who's got a bow around here?! Even then, none of that might stop them!

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I'll vouch for you! It can be like a movie, or like Pocahontas!

[vocaloidiot]

That didn't end in bloody murder!

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

Then there's only one thing to do!

[vocaloidiot]

[s-sigh]

... please teach me how to avoid my own terrible fate with some camoflage.

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

[She's so excited.]

How gruesome do you want your camo to be?

[vocaloidiot]

Hmm... ... I can't exactly go for too much deathly pallor and rigor mortis. The times of death won't match up otherwise.

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, then maybe something more 'in the moment'? Like being eaten by a crocodile?

[vocaloidiot]

... I'd half want that just to see how you pull it off...

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

I know how to make a crocodile! I just need the materials again!

[vocaloidiot]

If your materials include 'one times big angry crocodile' I reserve the right to rethink this.

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

Well, last time I used fabric, but if I could get something that looked more like crocodile skin it'd be even better!

Oh! And then you can dress up like an explorer! An explorer being eaten alive! Blood everywhere!

[vocaloidiot]

Do I get an Indiana Jones hat?

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

Of course! That's the point of being eaten by a crocodile!

[vocaloidiot]

Sold!

1/2

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

I'll get the materials ready, then!

[She giggles excitedly.] I've never dressed up my husband before, so this is kind of funny!

[andthendeath.livejournal.com]

Ah, not that you're my husband -- you look like him, so it'll be funny to see his look-alike all dressed up.




See, I added a disclaimer.

[vocaloidiot]

Ah... well, don't worry about it too much. We're all kind of used to some confusion on that side of things. Wherever she's from, Miku pretty much tends to be Miku.