On this episode of "Gakupriest is a Doofus"...

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[So, Gakupriest's been doing some reading. No surprise there. He's out somewhere, found a comfy place to sit, and is just...surrounded by books. He's flipped through most of them, but just can't seem to concentrate. Some odd feeling of restlessness impossible quite shake.

Then he spots a rather sizable stick not too far away from his sitting spot. He sets down the book he'd had in his hands at that particular moment and picks it up, examining it. For some reason he's reminded that most of the variants of himself he's met are swordsman. A strange idea to him, since traditionally the Priest class wasn't allowed to wield bladed weapons. He'd probably just hurt himself if he even picked up an actual sword.

...

Looking to the left.

Looking to the right.

Coast looks clear.

He stands, stick-sword in hand, and slowly, awkwardly, imitates what he's seen other Gakupos do. Emphasis on "awkwardly".

Somebody take that thing away from him before he really does manage to hurt himself.]

Comments

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to wash an imaginary car or something?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

[DROPS THAT STICK LIKE IT'S HOT.]

N-no!

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

Waving an imaginary flag? Conducting an imaginary orchestra? Awkwardly hitting imaginary monsters?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

...That last one makes the most sense. Let's go with that.

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

You really wanna go with that one? Isn't it a little dorky?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

How is it dorky?

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

It's too fantasy-like! Maybe it's okay if you're a NEET, but it's usually a little dorky to pretend you're a Dragon Quest character on a workday.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

I fight monsters all the time!

...And what on Earth is a NEET?

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

[blissfully ignores the question.]

You fight monsters? Hmmm... that's hard for me to believe.

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

Well...my partner fights the monsters. I heal and buff.

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

So you're a real-life support character?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I support, yes.

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

Wooow~! It's nice to meet you, Mister Side-Character!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

My name is Gakupo.

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

I'm Papiko, one of the coolest KAITO out there!

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

...If you're Papiko, how can you be a Kaito?

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

It's just a name! My master's friends all gave different names to their KAITO, and they helped name me too.

I'm PantsuP's KAITO. Papiko! See?

[ilikebigbuffs.livejournal.com]

So...there's more than one Kaito where you come from?

[papipapiko.livejournal.com]

Pretty much! If you can buy one, you can have one.