See how they run

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

[Residents of the bus are bound to hear a good deal of noise, for it seems Lily has taken a hostage guest. They're touring the living space, so hopefully you won't mind the yelling mixed with mounds of stutters and invasions of your general area.]

Comments

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

O-okay...

[singingterror]

Ah, come on! Speak up! You've got a whole new life ahead of you!

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

I...I don't know...

[singingterror]

Sure you have! This place is great and the people will love you. I mean you, like, hit all the charm points. I'm kinda jealous - you won't have a problem at all!

_{[ENTHUSIASTIC SQUEEZERY]}

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

Charm poi--chu!

[Grabs her tail, looking as though she's trying to curl into herself.]

[singingterror]

_[HEADPATS]

Charm points! You're a natural!

_{[totally fiddling with your ears]}

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

[Squirming a bit]

P-please don't...

[singingterror]

_{[scratchy scratchy]}

Something wrong?

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

I-it feels strange...

[singingterror]

_{[full out petting]}

But in a good way, right?

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

Uhm...

[Actually yes, it does feel kind of nice. Almost enough to override the whole someone is touching me aaaah thing.]

I really need a 'SQUEE' icon...

[singingterror]

Hehe! They're so fluffy!

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

M-mm...

[Calms down smidgen, just sort of...letting it happen.]

/2

[singingterror]

So, yeah... any questions? Any burning 'I kinda need to know about that' sorta stuff in there?

[singingterror]

Ah! Did I tell you about that whole 'robot' thing yet?

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

Ah...I'm a robot...

[singingterror]

Oh, great, same! Just, y'know, makin' sure. You sing?

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

[Nodnod]

[singingterror]

Whoo!

Oh, did I go over that whole 'people from songs' bit? That parts kinda important...

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

People from songs...? N-no, you didn't...

[singingterror]

Right! Er... how to explain this... y'know how in some songs, we kinda take a character role, like 'badass fantasy knight' or 'Gackupo who can actually get laid' and so on...

...well, they turn up here. Along with all the other 'loids. And there're the UTAU 'round here as well, though they mostly seem to consists of a load of Rukos for some reason.

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

W-wow...this is a strange place...

[singingterror]

Ah, word of warning. I say 'song characters', I mean song characters. Like, the whole lot. Including that crazy Tailor lady and Conchita. Actually, I think we have her twice or something. Long story short, you find a Luka in a kimono or a Meiko in a snazzy red dress, walk away.

And there's a few other people like those Army people who are nice guys, but they do have landmines so just be... Careful. Around their tent. 'k? Decent folk, and their Miku kinda swears a lot, but still. I think there's a signpost; watch out for the signpost.

And we have those Black Rock Shooter people, but BRS is kinda like the family pet, that crazy arm lady just... does... stuff and the scythe people kinda stay out of everyone's way. You probably won't meet them.

And sometimes random things happen like everyone turning into small kids or the world turning into an RPG and getting invaded. That sort of thing.

And there's a Luka who's an octopus. And Sakine. Yes, that Sakine.

Ya got that?

[damelulian.livejournal.com]

[Just...listens, eyes gradually getting wider with each new bit of information. All of this...it was so surreal.

She nods weakly once Lily is done.]

[singingterror]

Oh! And there's a Kaito who looks he had an accident in a blender factory and had to be stitched back together, but don't mind him. He's nice.