THESE ICONS ARE SUCH FUN!

[atyourcommand]

<sub>[Hello DR.]

[When you go home tonight, you're in for a big surprise. Your door lock has been burnt out, or perhaps a window is open on broken hinges, and boy do you not remember doing that. Either way, someone's clearly broken in... there goes the rest of your good day.]

[You might check your valuables, but nothing's missing. You might search for notes, money, but nothing's been disturbed. No-one's hiding in the closet to get you. Your house looks completely empty and ordinary, until you enter that last dark room and find...]



[...this:]</sub>



SFA2-LIENCE UNIT IN STANDY/POWER CONSERVATION MODE
UNIT RECHARGING: 09%
ESTIMATED TIME TO COMPLETION: 17 HOURS.
PLEASE STAND BY.

<sub>[WHAT DO YOU DO?]



((ooc: I'm likely going to collapse fall asleep pretty soon, so threadhop at will))</sub>

Comments

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

His name is Kaito. He's my older brother.

[atyourcommand]

Understood.

DISENGAGING PERSONALITY EMULATOR

Please specify any additional information on target.

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

He's taller than me. He has blue hair and perverted eyes. He always wears a long, blue, stupid scarf and a white longcoat. He likes to eat ice-cream and sneak into my room when he thinks I'm sleeping and pokes me. He won't leave when I tell him to because he's an idiot and I just want to sleep!

.....

Oh, yeah. He's a Vocaloid. Not human.

[atyourcommand]

Please specify mission parameters and rules of engagement.

1/2

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Maybe I should just...

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

You don't have to stay here if you don't want to... but if you do and you're still recharging, then can you make sure he doesn't try to come inside?

[atyourcommand]

Understood. Kill-zone set. Please specify level of maximum force.

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

...what kind of force do you usually use?

[atyourcommand]

Internal weapon specifics are classified. This unit's target and ammo management sub-routines are currently non-responsive, and the target area is enclosed, so close-range kills will be both the necessary and most advantageous form of action.

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

I don't think I really want to kill him. I just want him to leave me alone.

...how far can you throw?

[atyourcommand]

That would depend on target weight, terrain, lethal/non-lethal parameters and altitude.

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

Can you just pick him up and throw him as far away as you can?

I don't care if he gets hurt.

[atyourcommand]

Understood. Lethal velocity will not be used. Harmed to what extent?

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

So he doesn't come back.

[atyourcommand]

Lethal force was specified as not a mission parameter. Please restate.

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

...throw him so that he can't walk back here?

[atyourcommand]

Understood. Target will be crippled. Mission parameters set. Please set mission duration.

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

However long you need to stay here, I guess.

[atyourcommand]

Understood, this unit will remain until the objectives are achieved. What should I do if you are not in the room?

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

[shrugs] Whatever you want.

[atyourcommand]

Parameter invalid, please restate.

1/3

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

.....

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

Recharge and whatever maintenance stuff you need to do.

If you don't have to, then you should go out and meet other people. Or explore. Or something.

[5longhours.livejournal.com]

But if you meet my brother you can tie him upside-down on a tree with his scarf.

If there's no tree then use a lightpost.

[atyourcommand]

Understood. This unit will engage in reconnaissance and tracking in the intervening time period.

Mission set, code #004591, logged. Harcoding behaviour settings to Emulator, please wait.

_[whirr...]